Tuesday, December 1, 2009

omfg II

R06999
5 years ago
remarcus

my wife was on the internet the other night and i couldnt believe the stuff thats out there…

Post Modified: 07/10/07 22:58:42

R07004
5 years ago
NewWorldOdor

Thank god for “copy link address” and the paste option.

.

lol


R07013
5 years ago
MarchHare

You have a wife?

Is she deaf/blind or something?


R07018
5 years ago
Tupper

Well well, showing your true colors MarchHare? Nice remark dude


R07024
5 years ago
MarchHare

“Well well, showing your true colors MarchHare? Nice remark dude”

Apparently you missed the volley of unprovoked attacks remarcus has thrown my way in the past week.


R07025
5 years ago
Tupper

yeah well, can’t blame you really, how could you have known


R07028
5 years ago
Tupper

never talked to Peacemaker ? She has a braille-keyboard


R07030
5 years ago
MarchHare

I would like to offer my apology to any hearing or vision impaired individuals that I may have offended.

And that is sincere.


R07031
5 years ago
remarcus

unprovoked?
wtf is this?: “Stop bitching, you’re not entitled to this site. As I said it is not a human right. Man it up and take it as it comes.

anyway, back to the intent of this thread…. got any links?


R07032
5 years ago
peacemaker

I may be blind but I’m not stupid or married.

Or, are you sure I’m not male?


R07033
5 years ago
fennec

If you’re a male, then you got a high voice.


R07049
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

god…I’m getting pretty sick of this stupid feud and it’s only gone on a few days. How much longer until you guys grow up and heal your tender skins? Can we not have this thing devolve into feuding cliques?


R07050
5 years ago
NewWorldOdor

“I may be blind”

...

wow.

Cool.

Technology rocks.


R07053
5 years ago
remarcus

howie, have a sense of humor….;p

oh, btw, like your posts, welcome to gnn


R07054
5 years ago
fennec

It’s better then what dolphins have, feuding clicks.


R07061
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

thanks, remarcus. I was a lurker on the old site…this white background shocked me out of stupor.


R07063
5 years ago
fennec

Right, ceasures. This site was designed for just that purpose.


R07066
5 years ago
EGisJUICE

“god…I’m getting pretty sick of this stupid feud and it’s only gone on a few days. How much longer until you guys grow up and heal your tender skins? Can we not have this thing devolve into feuding cliques?”

It’s more fun to mock the steryotyping and stupidity. Now don’t give no more sass you hear?


R07067
5 years ago
remarcus

ten points for eg, anyone disagree?


R07068
5 years ago
Magic

Politically correct is pathetic.

Like a way to hide yourself you are prejudiced.
But who is it fooling?


R07069
5 years ago
fennec

I disagree. If that’s ok.


R07070
5 years ago
remarcus

where did march hare go?


R07073
5 years ago
NewWorldOdor

“I disagree. If thats ok.”

lol


R07074
5 years ago
MarchHare

Sorry, I was staring at the sky wondering how I’d let myself get dragged into such a juvenile rivalry over the internet.

I came to the conclusion that the Jews are probably behind it.


R07076
5 years ago
fennec

Now your gettin’ it.


R07077
5 years ago
Magic

That’s better.


R07078
5 years ago
remarcus

now take off the mask and breathe


R07085
5 years ago
EGisJUICE

“Sorry, I was staring at the sky wondering how I’d let myself get dragged into such a juvenile rivalry over the internet.”

You were probaly “dragged into it” by calling someone that had done nothing to merit it and who doesn’t even know you a ‘racist clown’ again and again even after they had explained their opinion and views to you and tried to show you another way to fight racisim. I can’t imagine why someone would be bothered by that. Especially since you offered a grand total on zero apologies to them for your posts.
Poor poor you I guess you are just a victim and should be shielded from the results of your actions, and never have to look at who brought it on themselves, you.

These should help you deal with your problems:

“I came to the conclusion that the Jews are probably behind it”

Fucking cop-out stupidity. If you had read what I had posted in response to you earlier and thought about it you could realize that change starts within you first and that you need to watch yourself so you don’t engage in racisim. Instead you act like it’s a big joke and blame a racial group that has nothing to do with it instead of blaming the person behind it – yourself.

I thought you were mister vocal racisim fighter? Not mr point fingers and engage in the shit I claim to hate so much.

You hate others for what you hate about yourself. I’m not saying it to be a dick I’m saying it because I’ve been there. Start your fight and change with yourself then worry about everyone else.


R07116
5 years ago
sisyphus

Factions – sweet! Whose team can I be on?

and back to topic:

one man live


R07119
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

at last! some sanity returns! thank you guys! I don’t care if you fight, but keep it on a grown-up level.

And I have seen the face of god, and it is McRorie


R07125
5 years ago
alpinestar

consumptionjunction rocks…. they show the freakest shit, regardless of whether or not it’s real!


R07141
5 years ago
remarcus

anyway, yall take this shit way to serious… click if you dare


R07227
5 years ago
BoomBoom

Well, in all fairness…and do not click on that first link….we must honor the lineage of this thread: it was SPK’s wife who started it all.

Bambi


R07313
5 years ago
ZenSwashbuckler

So who’s got the link to the “Bruce Lee is so badass that when his cousin’s brother-in-law, who was a militia type and armed to the teeth, came after him for no good reason, Bruce caught the bullet with his eyelid and winked at the guy, thus firing it right back at him, catching him in the jugular and making him bleed to death with all due celerity and suffering” page? I wanted to bust it out for the benefit of others but was unable to do so.


R07323
5 years ago
Joe

Holy crap, that was an amazing thread. Let me see..

Here you go!

Fucked Company – Bruce Lee would Fucking Anyone


R07339
5 years ago
ZenSwashbuckler

Much, MUCH obliged.


R07403
5 years ago
Il_Duce


R07404
5 years ago
sean4489

Man I need to get some chinese food. Er yeah.

Peace


R07407
5 years ago
EGisJUICE

R07543
5 years ago
Joe

I posted this in it’s own thread, but I’ll repost it here for all to see.

Perry Bible Fellowship


R07547
5 years ago
immike84

Has “GOD” let you down one to many times? Are you looking for an alternative? Well wait no more! Your savior has arived in the form of a sponge. Check out the First Reformed Church of SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the protestants of the church of spongebob. http://churchofspongebob.tripod.com


R07597
5 years ago
fennec

No one is going to address my stupid dolphin feuding clicks joke? Well screw you guys, I’m goin’ home.


R07607
5 years ago
MarchHare

It was an okay joke..


R07614
5 years ago
remarcus

R07645
5 years ago
immike84

lmao, that last link was hillarous. halloween as satan’s birthday is the dumbest idea I have ever heard of. zoroaster would be proud. then again when ever christians talk about satan I find it humorous. they act like satan was their idea. the part about chasing wiccans with the bible was a great read. I would reccomend this site to anyone who needs a good laugh.


R07667
5 years ago
remarcus

heh, there you are


R07668
5 years ago
hooch

“anyway, back to the intent of this thread…. got any links?”

Remarcus: it’s your lucky day. My friends send me these things cause they’re sick bastards, so i’ve learned to check the links. Here are a few:

www.tubgirl.com
www.tyranny.org
www.bestiality.com
www.homosex.com

Fortunately, i’ve never gone to any of these but tubgirl. I nearly puked.


R07672
5 years ago
remarcus

do not cut and paste those last links… hooch you are a sick man… the holy mother church would cut your penis off and stick you in the basement


R07690
5 years ago
sisyphus

Come on rem, everyone loves tubgirl.

Phil the Syphillis Sore

thanks to http://www.portalofevil.com/


R07692
5 years ago
sisyphus

remarcus, what does any of this have to do with human rights?


R07752
5 years ago
Joe

R07812
5 years ago
sisyphus

R07870
5 years ago
Joe

R07888
5 years ago
suroborus

Tubgirl is quite disturbing but holy shit, McRorie! Wow, that guy is something else. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.

More Fun
Create a Crap Online
Pussy or Raw Meat Game?

Serious Fun
THC Ministry
Guns and Dope Party


R07896
5 years ago
remarcus

R08356
5 years ago
immike84




R08357
5 years ago
immike84

Damn!! there is no edit feature


R08366
5 years ago
Renegade1441

http://www.theobjectworks.com/portfolio/images/Ketchup_Heads600.JPG hehe


R08419
5 years ago
DocMaloc

Dude that reminds me of that campaign started by republican supporters to boycott Heinz Ketchup, because buying Heinz would support the Kerry campaign. It was to be called “W Ketchup” and rather than having 57 flavors, W Ketchup was only to have one: American
Check it out here


R08565
5 years ago
Joe

Concussions Kept Tintin Forever Young — Study

You can’t make this stuff up.


R08780
5 years ago
RP2

http://www.livejournal.com/users/greendress/22768.html

There are no words to explain this.


R08845
5 years ago
MarchHare

“http://www.livejournal.com/users/greendress/22768.html

There are no words to explain this.”

hahahahahaha


R08935
5 years ago
RP2

Touche March Hare, touche.


R10084
5 years ago
Tlaloc

StopClownPornNowDotOrg

Post Modified: 12/12/05 21:18:43

R10085
5 years ago
Tlaloc

Textile…Bad!


R10882
5 years ago
moondancer

god I love you crazy peeps…but I was never the sharpest tool in the shed


R10915
5 years ago
remarcus

R11082
5 years ago
remarcus

tlaloc, your link doesnt work…


R11195
5 years ago
Joe

R11224
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

Joe! That video rocks! Have any info on it?


R11276
5 years ago
Joe

Only what’s on the page itself. I couldn’t find any info on the doctors that didn’t come from pravda. It’s definitely a fake, but it’s still pretty convincing. Very trippy.. imagine the amount of work that went into making this piece of propaganda!


R11320
5 years ago
Joe

Archive.org has everything.

How Capitalism Works


R11376
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

From that Pravda article I searched on a few of the names, and came up with The History of Brain Transplantation


R11382
5 years ago
remarcus

R19890
5 years ago
sisyphus

just to revive this thread – Snotgirls


R19900
5 years ago
Joe

lol Howard, I didn’t see your website until this thread got bumped.. that’s awesome..

“Before the actual procedure of brain transplantation will take place you can select a human body into which you brain will be moved in order to preserve your identity. We have a large selection of human bodies different age and ethnical background. Most of the bodies comes from Eastern Europe. Age bracket from 13 to 30 years old. Plastic surgery is available for new human body before procedure of transplantation will take place. We are going to discuss with you what type of new human body you will prefer, what origin and all specific details that is important to you. Please remember that by doing brain transplantation you can not only get a new younger body, but you can also change your gender.”


R19901
5 years ago
Joe

WARNING! These will upset children and the elderly, and please watch these at your own risk if you are doing acid or mushrooms. No complaints, I’ve warned you.’

I definitely recommend watching the “Salad Fingers” episodes in sequence. I swear, any rational, sensible person won’t be the same for a week after watching those. Go on. I dare you.


R19914
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

Portable hard drives are a great idea, but we can’t help feeling that they are wasted on mp3s. What if you’re stuck at church and you really need a porn fix?

Presenting the iPorn


R19925
5 years ago
EGisJUICE

R20307
5 years ago
remarcus

R20308
5 years ago
xenonix

that is just…sick

but for the females in the audience….it would give new meaning to the word “stiff”


R20524
5 years ago
sisyphus

but for the females in the audience….it would give new meaning to the word stiff

Post Modified: 01/30/05 01:46:56

R21350
5 years ago
sisyphus

for the experienced:
SnuffX

Post Modified: 02/14/05 04:40:11

R22107
5 years ago
Shogo

I saw this linked from another BBS under “worst thing you’ve seen on the internet”. The person who posted it there saw it linked at Portal Of Evil.

Check out the BLISS link – it’s to their BBS and it makes you want to hurt people.

Post Modified: 02/04/05 06:29:22

R22499
5 years ago
zark

i think the OMFG thread has gone to waht i wish to title OMFGYSF (oh my fuckin god you sick fucks)

I saw this linked from another BBS under “worst thing you’ve seen on the internet”. The person who posted it there saw it linked at Portal Of Evil.

OK course you did! and a little warning woulod of been nice…. i’ll have the fuckin cops breaking down my door now…. its a paedophile site btw

SISYPHUS ffs dude…. retitle that link

heres a proper OMFG

OK

alot softer but still in the porn category


R22552
5 years ago
Joe

“i’ll have the fuckin cops breaking down my door now…. “

LOL.. come on. There’s nothing illegal about that site. Gross, but not illegal. Like most of the stuff on the old thread. Sadly, we seem to be running out of disgusting places to visit… :*(


R24495
5 years ago
remarcus

R24557
5 years ago
Shogo

R24784
5 years ago
Joe

For the 6 year old obsessed with HP Lovecraft – Plush Cthulhu


TERRIFYING


R24980
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

that is soooo deck, joe


R24984
5 years ago
Twitch

I have nothing to offer – but I laughed my fucking ass off.

OMFGIII?

Post Modified: 02/12/05 14:56:36

R25169
5 years ago
remarcus

R25223
5 years ago
Twitch

Hey Remarcus. RE: Initial Post

Sorry, lil late for the game here. But I did some research and apparently she can erupt every hour on the hour just like Old Faithful.

RE: Dirty Sanchez – I’ll never look at a pair of Ray Bans the same again.

Post Modified: 02/13/05 15:35:09

R25415
5 years ago
sisyphus

another set of recipes and instructions for the discerning cannibal


R25426
5 years ago
Butt

remarcus:
how did you end up there ???

you are one sick (but funny) puppy


R25428
5 years ago
remarcus

its a long story…. should blog about it but i think somewhere in the FAQ it says I cant or I will get spanked or something… heh


R25431
5 years ago
remarcus

heh 68% evil… type in ‘GNN.TV’ into the gematriculator

oop, 49% evil today

Post Modified: 02/14/05 07:01:07

R25432
5 years ago
Butt

yipee, we is 51% good today, glass half full dude. guess thats cos fennec hasn’t showed up yet


R25668
5 years ago
Twitch

ROFL


R25687
5 years ago
Joe

...

Post Modified: 08/07/05 21:30:42


R25689
5 years ago
remarcus

that is just WRONG


R25695
5 years ago
remarcus

that is just WRONG


R25716
5 years ago
Twitch

Joe-

Hey Look! It’s Santa Claws. My kids will never sit on his lap at the mall.

Butt-

I found that same information Remarcus posted when I was looking for a good price on a Dutch Oven. Then I started reading, started laughing, and had this great idea to give my girlfriend a different kind of Dutch Oven. Bad Idea.

She left.

Guess I didn’t need the Dutch Oven anyway. Oh poo.


R25727
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

is that a garlic press he’s holding?


R25739
5 years ago
Twitch

It looks like a garlic press or a set of rib-spreaders, can’t tell.

Say, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


R25742
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

oh, no, it’s a speculum


R25748
5 years ago
Joe

“that is just WRONG”

You’re lucky I cropped them.


R25755
5 years ago
Twitch

Joe-
You cropped that first one just in time.

Hope he owns a Porsche.

Post Modified: 02/14/05 23:56:14

R25768
5 years ago
sisyphus

R25787
5 years ago
Twitch

Its ok coach. Only a flesh wound.

This is one of those times when we reach the limitations of Duct Tape. Let’s hope he hung on to ‘em, no pun intended.


R26910
5 years ago
gaanjah_mama

I am so lame…

but it made me laugh and I didn’t know where else to put it…

Miss Chernobly 2004


R27012
5 years ago
remarcus

HEHEH


R27122
5 years ago
Butt

Twitch – I ain’t touching that ‘Dutch Oven’ link ;-)

that girl’s an imposter,
how’s ‘bout the real Miss Chernobol 2004


R27151
5 years ago
Shogo

wow…

just… wow

is that OD?


R33295
5 years ago
gaanjah_mama

Not as scary as many here, and no images…

really, I just thought some of you might like this…

The Official Female Fart Forum


R33298
5 years ago
gaanjah_mama

Post Modified: 03/19/05 20:54:46

R36408
5 years ago
nomadrock

WTF


R39424
5 years ago
Joe

Anyone else love classic arcade games? Here’s a trip down memory lane: Chiller

And people think GTA makes you want to kill.. :-P


R39591
5 years ago
sisyphus

I think this is a groundskeeper/gardener for hire
anyone read german?


R39593
5 years ago
NewWorldOdor

Joe wins first place wrongness.

Sis you come pretty damn close. I can’t read German, but my eyes told me all I need to know.

Black People Love Us


R39595
5 years ago
NewWorldOdor

Right on! Used remarcus’s gematriculator to rate GNN

11% Evil, 89% Good!*

*I can’t link the results for some reason and when I rated GNN for a second time I rceived 12% Evil and 88% Good.


R41966
5 years ago
Joe

R42429
5 years ago
FreaK

we’ve already covered fat-pie, but that was damn good.


R42462
5 years ago
remarcus

For those who havent heard this…

Woman Dies Due to Complications of couch Extraction


R42593
5 years ago
Joe

“Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.”

Ack.

“we’ve already covered fat-pie,”

It was a new toon. I rather like fat-pie. Firth just rides that thin line between funny and sick.


R43229
5 years ago
remarcus

a must have bookmark for these trying times:
The World Toilet Organization


R43484
5 years ago
sisyphus

R43549
5 years ago
remarcus

R43637
5 years ago
Number5Toad

boy. i’m late getting to this thread, and also kind of happy that i access the net through a school computer that doesn’t let me look at most of these links.

not disgusting like other links, but if you want to feel better about yourself at the expense of others, check it out.


R43837
5 years ago
sisyphus


R43838
5 years ago
fennec

Wow, I just put gnn into the germitraculaterwhatchamacallitthingywhatsit and gnn.tv is only 9% evil today, but more accurately fennec.gnn.tv is 39% evil.


R44321
5 years ago
remarcus

47% evil, 53% good for remarcus… hmmm, fairly accurate, however this thread is 28% evil, 72% good which shows that somehow we are slacking, bruthas and the rare sistahs

Post Modified: 04/18/05 08:03:03

R44322
5 years ago
Butt

http://butt.gnn.tv is
! | |

‘s a lie


R44548
5 years ago
nomadrock

OK this
might rival remarcus’ initial post, so please CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!


R44551
5 years ago
remarcus

damn, nomad… don’t tell me how you found that


R44554
5 years ago
Joe

Nice. I can handle one or two of those pics.. but the amount of coprophagia I see is directly proportional to my level of nausea.

Post Modified: 04/18/05 20:12:00

R44556
5 years ago
nomadrock

damn, nomad… don’t tell me how you found that

good old linkswarm


R44575
5 years ago
sisyphus

linkswarm is great – thanks for the reminder nomad, hadn’t been there in a while. Found something funny, but not too scary, under the category Asshat
(having asshat as a category is a pretty good quality indicator for any website)


R44576
5 years ago
sisyphus

That gematriculator is a lying piece of crap. I have yet to see a site get an evil rating – and it sounds like fetch


R44577
5 years ago
sisyphus

I lied, just ran www.whitehouse.gov and got:


R44585
5 years ago
Memnoch01

The Japanese need a new porn rating system. The old one is fucked up.


R44634
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

ahh, linkswarm

found this there: Love at First Bite

Not for the faint of heart.


R44675
5 years ago
remarcus

now thats commitment


R44822
5 years ago
Butt

R44952
5 years ago
remarcus

dont think anyone can do worse than that, Butt… you are awarded 50 points.. let me talk to jessey


R46161
5 years ago
Butt

where’s my 50 points dude??


R46494
5 years ago
remarcus

got your points here, brutha…


R47950
5 years ago
Snark

Howie- GODDAMN.


R48035
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

heh…yea

Here’s something for the kids, then. The band Lodger if you go to the movie section they have some pretty good flash videos.

I recomend 24H Candy Machine.

Post Modified: 04/29/05 01:18:11

R48284
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

R48285
5 years ago
remarcus

heh, blasphemer


R48291
5 years ago
not_famous

R48426
5 years ago
Snark

R48503
5 years ago
Snark

Howie- Pass me that spoon, will you? I want to scoop my fucking eyes out. Flaccid overweightness + furry suit= teh pain.


R48515
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

rem — I’d read that article, but I have to go push teh homosexual agenda

nf — that’s a pretty good source of income

Snark — I think we’re even now…every time I close my eyes I see that gold ring


R48800
5 years ago
kalitara

Okay! Didn’t need that image in my head. Thanks!


R48829
5 years ago
Snark

We neeeeds the precioussss, yo.


R49166
5 years ago
Butt

SNN

no porno, swear to fuck, safe for werk (not even a pic of Jason with a gerbil up his ass

Post Modified: 05/03/05 08:59:09

R50028
5 years ago
Butt

this however… is something completly different


R50031
5 years ago
remarcus

what the fuck was that?
were you raised by a catholic orphanage?

Post Modified: 05/05/05 09:47:18

R50047
5 years ago
Butt

| | | | | |

Post Modified: 05/05/05 10:20:54

R50072
5 years ago
remarcus

here ya go.. hours of entertainment…:P http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/index.php


R50098
5 years ago
Butt

man, you’re sicker than I am

hours of fun indeed
Post Modified: 05/05/05 12:15:27

R50169
5 years ago
Snark

“Tell a girl it’s your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you’re gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?”

Classic.


R50192
5 years ago
Butt

R50892
5 years ago
sisyphus

this is pretty tame, but I had never heard of this type of mask fetish before –
Female mask galleries

aww, fucking too bad – pics are too large

Post Modified: 05/06/05 16:34:48

R50899
5 years ago
sisyphus

R51882
5 years ago
sisyphus

just for a bump:

Man Eats Shit To Try And Beat DWI Breathalyzer

TORONTO— An allegedly drunk driver with a taste for trickery failed to foil a police breathalyzer machine after stuffing his mouth full of feces. “I don’t think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that,” South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.

“I’ve never heard of anything like this before,” the 28-year veteran said.

Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup truck was pulled over on Hwy. 11 in Stroud, the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a South Simcoe Police station for testing.

En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said, the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the squad car.

At the station the man grabbed a handful of his own waste “and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyzer machine,” he said.

It didn’t work, Buchanan said.

The machine registered two readings of more than twice the legal blood alcohol limit. The man was charged with impaired driving and driving over the limit and was released on a promise to appear in a Bradford court on May 12.

The cruiser took two hours to clean using industrial cleaners, “and it’s back on the road.”


R52103
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

I Am Drugs

Lot of people ask me “Why should I get to know Angel Dust? Isn’t it that shit the CIA pumped into the ghettos as a joke when they were working on crack?” If you’ve ever wondered what it was like to be a superhero, complete with a creeping sense of dread, and an overinflated sense of your own powers — Last week, I wrestled the Brooklyn Bridge!”


R52636
5 years ago
Snark

“I don’t think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that,” South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.

Maybe alcohol combined with about 4 functioning neurons, a severe neurological problem, and a scat fetish. Freek!


R53286
5 years ago
Snark


R54603
5 years ago
remarcus

What does this remind you of?


R55777
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

R56707
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

Woman Wearing Vibrating Panties Passes out in Store

from the article:

She became “so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted” then “fell against shelves and banged her head”. This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who “found the black leatherette panties still buzzing”. Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

Let that be a lesson to you all!


R56877
5 years ago
Snark

...............................!!!!!


R57080
5 years ago
nomadrock

wtf


R57149
5 years ago
Snark

Caption this.


R57875
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

Tarzan Rubber Band

this is the best music video ever

on edit: I’m not touching that dog

Post Modified: 05/23/05 16:38:07

R57876
5 years ago
sisyphus

scroll up and look at what happened to g_m’s image post

and Howard’s last link has some nice mp3s on the homepage

fuckin the dawg

Post Modified: 05/23/05 17:05:32

R58383
5 years ago
Snark

Pretty soon, dog won’t have anything left to touch.


R58517
5 years ago
sisyphus

Show that you support the “culture of life” by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

Unborn Baby Ornament - US Troop Model

Also available in a Brown model

Post Modified: 05/25/05 13:55:46

R58519
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

I’ll take two.

Thought this comic summed up teh GNN experience

click for the rest.


R59329
5 years ago
remarcus

heh

Post Modified: 05/27/05 19:53:59

R59445
5 years ago
Snark

Sisy- OMFG.


R59505
5 years ago
remarcus

click pic for caption


R59663
5 years ago
remarcus

SIDE IMPACT AIRBAGS


R59685
5 years ago
sisyphus

this is probably a repost from the original but:

This section could also be called ‘When Good Zygotes Go Bad!’ or ‘Pathetic Flesh Clumps of Parental Failure’ or ‘The Only Kind of Baby I Like’ or ‘HAHAHA, Your Baby is Dead!’ or about a million other things. It doesn’t really matter what you call it, it’s just a bunch of pictures of dead babies. Who doesn’t love dead babies? They don’t cry, you don’t have to feed them, and they take up very little space. All these pictures were posted on the internet by the grieving parents as a tribute to their dead creatures. I prefer to use the photos to mock their pain and laugh at their loss. I wish every baby in the world would end up in this gallery.

onedit: Oh yeah, this is from Sickopath’s Site which is pretty sweet.

Post Modified: 05/28/05 21:20:11

R59694
5 years ago
remarcus

sys, i’m now completely ruined… thanx, buddy


R59708
5 years ago
sisyphus

too many to list, and mainly pay sites, but some real “gems” – the internet’s sickest sites for your viewing pleasure.


R62423
5 years ago
nomadrock

R65734
5 years ago
sisyphus

This guy has sack (play the video).


R65758
5 years ago
Chickenma1

I hate you guys! Since I started punching your links, I’ve been getting all kinds of x-rated spam in my email. My part-time help comes in and says, “What did you buy, anyway?”


R65784
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

did you give tubgirl your email address?


R66899
5 years ago
sisyphus

R69402
5 years ago
sisyphus

R69464
5 years ago
Shogo

Hott

Post Modified: 07/15/05 10:50:21

R72883
5 years ago
sisyphus

I don’t know if this is real or not but might serve as a good warning for believing what you hippies read on the phish message boards


R73914
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

R73924
5 years ago
whateveryousay

you know,

i really don’t like bumping this thread because of the first link which gave me nightmares for a week (literally)

gah
@!

anyhoo,

best flash movie i plumb ever saw
i knew flash must be useful for something.

“give my sweater back, or i’ll play the guitar”

classic


R73976
5 years ago
HowardWCampbell

I’ve never wished to understand Japanese more.

please do not read this text
Post Modified: 08/03/05 15:52:27


R74238
5 years ago
VikingPirate

Bonsai Kitten

I don’t know if this is actually real; it appears so. I, for one, am appalled.


R74241
5 years ago
VikingPirate

“Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten’s anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten’s body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It’s just like a kitty colostomy bag!”


R74306
5 years ago
sisyphus

bonsai kitten is fake, thankfully

your link is busted too – gotta add the http:// or it adds a gnn.tv tag for some reason


R74408
5 years ago
sisyphus

The David Hasselhoff Compendium#

(games like pac-hoff, and other media and shit)


R74409
5 years ago
gaanjah_mama

okay, so I clicked on the link and then got distracted during the load time…

then I was like, OMFG, what’s that crappy music???

nice one – david hasselhoff (rolling eyes)


R75186
5 years ago
Twitch

Anybody like ‘Rare’ Birds.

Here we see the elusive North American Purple Headed Throbber nesting in its’ natural setting.


R79527
5 years ago
nomadrock

R80947
5 years ago
da_blob

well its been awhile between drinks… tried to activate my old account but no avail…
glad to see that this link to the worst and the best is still going…

cheers all

tB


R86896
5 years ago
Joe

This is actually pretty sad: Steve-O Drunk with Adam Corrolla


R86972
5 years ago
Butt

twitch : that was a complete anti-climax


R87450
5 years ago
redoubt

R87748
5 years ago
SomeGuyInAHat

wow you guys are on something and i want some of whatever it is, this is HILARIOUS


R87835
5 years ago
whateveryousay

Now I can sleep with her and she even sits on my lap like she used to when I watch TV. I stopped crying for Callie when I got her back in a Comfort Pet.

8^/


R95451
4 years ago
sisyphus

R96010
4 years ago
Anphony

LOVE,

Post Modified: 11/13/05 09:58:26

R102798
4 years ago
Ryz

“God Loves Soldiers”:http://www.godlovessoldiers.com


R102806
4 years ago
MarchHare


R102809
4 years ago
Joe

oh man.. you just triggered flashbacks of the worst university classes. Some people really like developing abstract models from stupid ideas.


R102810
4 years ago
gaanjah_mama

Any soldier can receive Christ right now by faith through prayer
(Prayer is talking to God)

God knows your heart and is not so concerned with your words as He is with the attitude of your heart. The following is a suggested prayer:

“Lord Jesus, I need You. Thank You for dying on the cross for my sins. I open the door of my life and receive You as my Savior and Lord. Thank You for forgiving my sins and giving me eternal life. Take control of the throne of my life. Make me the kind of person You want me to be.”

Does this prayer express the desire of your heart? If it does, I invite you to pray this prayer right now and Christ will come into your life, as He promised.

Did you pray this prayer? YES


R103245
4 years ago
Ryz


R105685
4 years ago
in_itself

“The enclosed images are from 11×14 pencil drawings that are the result of an undertaking that began on Thanksgiving Day, 1987. I was awakened in the middle of the night with a clear, vivid impression that the Lord wanted me to do some special drawings — drawings depicting ordinary people in their everyday environment . . . . with one important addition: the presence of Jesus Christ and His involvement in those routine activities.

It was also clear that the task would be allotted ten years to produce results — an important consideration, considering the fact that I had never drawn anything before, had no training in drawing, and had never really been interested in drawing.”:http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm


R105686
4 years ago
Joe

R105701
4 years ago
sisyphus

Heh, nice find joe.


R105708
4 years ago
Snark

Hey, Reverend…pull my finger.


R105710
4 years ago
Schneibster

LOL this is great stuff


R105719
4 years ago
in_itself

“There you go, work it in there…”


R105721
4 years ago
Joe

I found that last one with Stumble! The worst firefox extension ever. For every second you use it, you seem to lose at least ten minutes of your life. :-p


R105755
4 years ago
Snark

Gimme the money, bitch.

Right-click and hit “view image” to see it all…..fucking GNN.

Post Modified: 12/12/05 19:30:13

R105759
4 years ago
in_itself

“Tell her I told you she is going to die tomorrow…”

Post Modified: 12/12/05 19:56:59

R105795
4 years ago
Tlaloc

The conjoined twin porn site
okay it’s not as cool as it sounds because they aren’t real conjoined twins but rather photoshopped images.

Oh yeah and theres fun to be had at wikipedia:
List of sex slang (check out the Wikisaurus links on the right)
List of sex positions
Gay slang
Songs about masturbation
and a personal favorite:
Tribadism (although the chinese name, polishing mirrors” is clearly superior)


R105806
4 years ago
Joe

I posted this in my blog, but it’s definitely OMFG worthy.

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

Post Modified: 12/13/05 17:19:42

R106125
4 years ago
Joe


R106127
4 years ago
Chickenma1

Ha Ha. Joe, I always know where to find you.


R106130
4 years ago
sisyphus

jeez tlaloc, that conjoined shit is gut-wrenchingly hilarious. Some people have way too much time on their hands.

A clean one as a teaser:


R106133
4 years ago
HowardWCampbell

Copulating deaf couple unaware of own volume

The first officer on the scene, Frank Zipelli, reported, “I could hear those two all the way from the parking lot.” According to Zipelli, “It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow. There would be a low moan, like a ‘moo,’ and then a ‘bang’ and a higher-pitched ‘moo.’ It was like ‘MOO…BANG…MOOO!’”


R106138
4 years ago
MarchHare

From Joe’s link…


R106180
4 years ago
Snark

It sounded as if they were bludgeoning a cow

I lived right next door to a guy who sounded exactly like that. I’d see his girlfriend drive up, half hour of quiet, then….“moooooooouuughhhh!”


R106184
4 years ago
Joe

R106188
4 years ago
gaanjah_mama

Bush on global warming

“It was hot back then too, why do you think Adam and Eve were naked?”


R106559
4 years ago
Joe

http://www.dontclick.it/

A website with a no-click interface.


R106561
4 years ago
in_itself

“Viafin-Atlas are the world leaders in the manufacture of artificial foreskin for circumcised men. After 20,000 hours of research and development over five years, Viafin-Atlas proudly offer the SenSlip – the world’s first ever artificial retractable foreskin for circumcised men.

The SenSlip is an innovative concept, designed to promote male sexual health and well-being. With patents pending worldwide, it is practical, comfortable to wear, and most importantly – it works.

Exclusively for circumcised men, the SenSlip will help to restore the sensitivity of the penis, and protect the glans from the dryness and chafing caused by constant exposure to, and rubbing against, clothing. It looks, feels and works similar to a real foreskin.

Although a natural foreskin can never be replaced, the SenSlip can help to reverse the thickening and keratinization of the glans.”:http://www.viafin-atlas.com/

Post Modified: 12/14/05 20:45:24

R106562
4 years ago
Namaste_Rich

R106635
4 years ago
Snark

The senslip is just…....magnificent. A fine and worthy addition to the OMFG thread.

Howevah, for the unfortunate among us who are missing something else, “Neuticles” comes to the rescue! Surgical grade artificial testicles may be the answer! Originally intended for dogs, but they’d work for man’s best freind’s best friend too!

If only Hitler had gotten one of these.

Post Modified: 12/15/05 08:02:24

R107105
4 years ago
Joe

R107130
4 years ago
gaanjah_mama

any remaining foreskin on the penile shaft will slowly become dekeratinized

okay, it’s been a long time since I’ve needed to look up a word to have even the slightest notion about its meaning…

There’s no entry for dekeratinized, only for keratinized:

ker·a·tin·ize Audio pronunciation of “keratinized” ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kr-t-nz)
v. ker·a·tin·ized, ker·a·tin·iz·ing, ker·a·tin·iz·es
v. intr.
To produce keratin or become like keratin.
v. tr.
To convert (something) into keratin.
kera·tin·i·zation (-t-n-zshn) n.

nearest I can figure is that it has something to do with scar-like/thicker tissue…


Circumcised Penis with SenSlip Undergarment

Post Modified: 12/16/05 14:35:53

R107140
4 years ago
Joe

I think you’re right.. keratin is a fibrous skin protein, and it’s what makes calluses hard.


R107406
4 years ago
Joe

pic deleted

Post Modified: 03/17/06 15:38:39

R107537
4 years ago
remarcus

R107595
4 years ago
Joe

R107957
4 years ago
Joe

R107975
4 years ago
HowardWCampbell

This is one of my favorite sites. I also recomend Hooked and Teddy.


R108008
4 years ago
Joe

It’s great that those ones are done in about the same style as “Archie”. Except Betty’s pawning her watch so she can buy a bottle of cheap hooch.

And of course the hooked one explains the gateway theory perfectly.

These are awesome.

Post Modified: 12/20/05 08:18:13

R109314
4 years ago
HowardWCampbell

This is the most amazing band evar.

Enter the Taxman, it’s BEATALLICA!!!!1111OnE!!

Seriously, they have to be heard to be appreciated.

Post Modified: 12/23/05 15:51:23

R109316
4 years ago
Joe

http://www.guitarshredshow.com/

I had way too much fun in the “Jam Session” with the accordion demon


R110986
4 years ago
sisyphus

New license plates rule:


R111046
4 years ago
dharma

Mature content for mature people! What is the definition if mature?


R111051
4 years ago
Joe

Interview with a ‘goatse’ expert

“It took me about two years to be able to take a wine bottle, and four years to take a 32cm ball. Recently I’ve been able to take a big ball, much bigger than the bottle. To pass that level I had to first train my ass with bigger bottles, like 1.5L pop bottles. There were a number of painful sessions with a lot of blood and ass-hurt for about four days after each session.”


R111052
4 years ago
Snark

Quick! To the Goatsemobile!


R113508
4 years ago
Joe

R113631
4 years ago
Number5Toad

i don’t know what’s more disturbing, the fact that they wasted 28 years making a ball of paint or the creepy clown pictures on the wall.

damn you joe!!!


R114860
4 years ago
faelnarr

I wonder if goatse could take all of that paintball?!! Then again, no. I don’t want to know…

Post Modified: 01/16/06 07:29:04

R116287
4 years ago
Chickenma1

Didn’t know where else to post this


R116305
4 years ago
faelnarr

Chickenma, you have compromised the non-integrity of the OMFG thread with this bit of financial seriousness. What should her penance be, people?


R116310
4 years ago
Chickenma1

faelnarr, you’re serious about your own off-shore euro account? Complete with non-traceable debit card? BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


R116314
4 years ago
Snark

Hi, My name is Mike Carmichael and I live in Alexandria, Indiana with my wife Glenda. I’d like to tell you about Alexandria’s only ROADSIDE ATTRACTION...the Worlds Largest Ball of Paint

In other words, this is what people get up to when they can’t get it up anymore…jesus god, if I ever find myself in Indiana, I’m just going to slit my wrists.


R117185
4 years ago
sisyphus

R117189
4 years ago
Chickenma1

I don’t know how, sisyphus, but every time I hit one of those links, I wind up getting sex spam. So silly me, I did it again. Snark, did you make up that ball of paint line? – I’m having a hard time visualizing it.


R117233
4 years ago
Snark

No no, it’s dead real….go to Joe’s link above. The dude started with a baseball and has been painting the thing for like 20 years. It’s really debased.


R117445
4 years ago
remarcus


R117629
4 years ago
in_itself

R117676
4 years ago
Joe

I’m going to have nightmares.

from Trading Spouses
Post Modified: 01/23/06 19:04:59

R117685
4 years ago
Snark

That Trading Spouses clip was fucking INSANE.

“She is dark-siiiD EEEEEE EDDDDDDD!!!!

“I am a god WARRRIORRRRR!”

I mean, part of me is sort of amused. But part of me is really fucking creeped out; that was an authentic insane freakout, and she really is completely unbalanced. Whatever happened to her must have really touched something off.

Post Modified: 01/23/06 19:19:57

R117728
4 years ago
Joe

What happened was that her host family wouldn’t convert to Christianity.

They’re looking for families if anyone here wants to have their nervous breakdown broadcast for primetime (and OMFG) entertainment.

If that left a bad taste in your mouth, check out the prank call. Yeah.. uh.. awkward.


R120327
4 years ago
FreaK

JOE that god FAQ was the best thing ever, i haven’t laughed like that in a very long time.


R120413
4 years ago
FreaK

For those that haven’t you should definitly check out the Devvo clips on Fat-pie. I swear that guy is the most tripped out i’ve ever seen someone, i have to wonder if it isn’t a gag.

Devvo


R120857
4 years ago
Joe

R120946
4 years ago
Snark

I’m disillusioned, but also kind of amused. That probably makes me a bad person.


R120981
4 years ago
remarcus

it definitely belogned here


R120989
4 years ago
Joe

but where was Dave Coulier?


R120999
4 years ago
sisyphus

R121004
4 years ago
yeshappysteady

0mfg 7|-|47 i5 fu(k3d


R121023
4 years ago
in_itself

R121137
4 years ago
in_itself

Twilight Bone

Post Modified: 02/03/06 11:29:18

R121351
4 years ago
yeshappysteady

R121390
4 years ago
sisyphus

How the fuck does that guy piss? Seriously, you would need a catheter or some shit with all that extra mass. Scarier than the guy who did it are the folks responding who want a piece of that cock. Jesus.


R121407
4 years ago
Snark

Mother of creeping fuck. That’s…...just…..awful. How does he even get off? How does he piss? How does he walk? How does anybody consider that to not just look like some nightmarish Chernobyl fallout mutation? Why did he do it in the first place, did he just look at a giant tube of grout sealer and say, “shit, that’s what I want in my cock?”

So many questions. Too bad my sanity and rationality is shredding like a wet kleenex as I try to answer them.


R121467
4 years ago
Joe

If you don’t want a mega-cock, you can just split it in two. Or turn it inside out. Or.. (puke)


R121573
4 years ago
Joe


R121576
4 years ago
Snark

She sure looks benign. She looks like she’s had a lithium suppository continuously since about age 5. Jesus fuck.


R122556
4 years ago
whateveryousay

R123796
4 years ago
next

HAHAHA fuck you I know what that is.


R124036
4 years ago
NewWorldOdor

lol


R129532
4 years ago
Joe

SolarDeathRay.com: The #1 Death Ray On The Internet!

quote: “A baby’s head can remain soft for 18 months; this baby’s head solidified about 90 seconds after the Solar Death Ray was shut down. Damage to the skull was centered on the maxilla and frontal bone, with some notable damage to the right parietal bone. To this baby’s credit, he didn’t cry.

Post Modified: 02/25/06 09:58:30

R130140
4 years ago
yeshappysteady

R130144
4 years ago
YT_

you forgot this one


R130155
4 years ago
yeshappysteady

Date To Save

I suggest checking out the forums.


R131975
4 years ago
Joe

Shock Absorber Bra Simulator – It’s (supposedly) meant for the ladies, but I found it pretty entertaining.

edit: Fuck it.. I’ll be honest. It lets you pick a cup size, pick an exercise, and watch them bounce.

This isn’t for women.

Post Modified: 03/05/06 18:26:55

R132869
4 years ago
deadduck

R132888
4 years ago
Joe

heheh.. nice one, dd.


R132898
4 years ago
deadduck

Thanks Joe.

Just so everyone knows, that link is pretty safe. In case people remember some of the stuff I posted to OMFG v1 and assume it’s going to be something foul.



R132968
4 years ago
sisyphus

This one is pretty benign too, I should probably email it to shitshapers – The Turd Twister


R132973
4 years ago
whateveryousay

i concur. ultimate showdown wins a prize.


R133721
4 years ago
deadduck

Best (non-nude) game show footage ever.

Edit to fix link.

Also:

I want to poop back and forth

Again, no nudity. Or actual poop.

I think that’s all I’ve got for now…

Post Modified: 03/07/06 15:52:25

R138400
4 years ago
gaanjah_mama

it’s sad when your eight-year old googles ‘bodies’ because she wants to learn more about them, and comes up with a link suitable for this thread.

Rectal Foreign Bodies

excerpt: A 39-year-old married white male lawyer presented with a self- inserted perfume bottle in his rectum that he was unable to remove using various objects, including a back scratcher. He had inserted this bottle on previous occasions. Edema of the rectum and sigmoid colon precluded the successful manual removal of the object in the emergency room. A pelvic x-ray film showed the object to be lodged 12 cm proximal to the dentate line. The 3 by 17 cm object, “Impulse Body Spray,” was removed manually after a spinal anesthetic. The patient was discharged on the second postoperative day. He refused psychologic counseling.


R145369
4 years ago
sisyphus

R147945
4 years ago
yeshappysteady

Gangsta-Fag

Proclaims to be the world’s first openly gay gangsta rapper.


R147947
4 years ago
sisyphus

“He’ll steal your car and your anal virginity”

classic

Run from teh faggots

Now I just finished fucking my man And I’m laying in the bed with my dick in his hand He gets up and he says he’s thirsty He’s going to the store to get a 40 of Olde’ E He kissed me and told me I’ll be back I laid the fuck down and started taking a nap I passed the fuck out cause Iâm tired like a mutha That’s when I heard a scream and a car burning rubber I grabbed my gat and I ran outside I saw my baby on the ground and they’re beating him down They got him outnumbered 1 to 8 They’re callin him a fag and their kiicking his face I pulled my gat and I’m letting it spit And I don’t really care or give a fuck who I hit They jump in the car and they run like bitches The dead mutha fuckas just dug their ditches


R148014
4 years ago
Forbes

Forbes’s innocent though admittedly bloodthirsty little mind just got shattered after nosing through this thread.

Forbes whimpers and chases his tail a bit.


R161444
4 years ago
sisyphus

this thread has been dormant way too long

sex IQ quiz


R165678
4 years ago
sisyphus

that last thing I posted wasn’t OMFG enough, so here is a video of a woman and some fried chicken


R165808
4 years ago
Chickenma1

God, sis, everytime I look at one of these things, I get sex spam in my email.


R165825
4 years ago
sisyphus

how is that possible?


R165826
4 years ago
Snark

Yeah, that’s not possible. You can’t derive email from an IP address.


R165840
4 years ago
gaanjah_mama

I can’t believe this thread only has 4 pages… there’s a ‘did the plane hit the pentagon?’ thread that’s current and has 5 pages…

but anyways…

Star Trek Cribs – The Director’s Cut


R165942
4 years ago
sisyphus

R166183
4 years ago
totalstranger

Here’s a hot ride:


R168090
4 years ago
totalstranger

R168161
4 years ago
nada

R170868
4 years ago
yeshappysteady

R171279
4 years ago
totalstranger

R172025
4 years ago
totalstranger

There’s only one place for this… the ultimate Bush moment, imo.

From the Daou Report.

“[Peggy] Noonan: You were separated on September 11th. What was it like when you saw each other again?

Mrs. Bush: Well, we just hugged. I think there was a certain amount of security in being with each other than being apart.

President Bush: But the day ended on a relatively humorous note. The agents said, “You’ll be sleeping downstairs. Washington’s still a dangerous place.” And I said no, I can’t sleep down there, the bed didn’t look comfortable. I was really tired, Laura was tired, we like our own bed. We like our own routine. You know, kind of a nester. Like the way things are. I knew I had to deal with the issue the next day and provide strength and comfort to the country, and so I needed rest in order to be mentally prepared. So I told the agent we’re going upstairs, and he reluctantly said okay. Laura wears contacts, and she was sound asleep. Barney was there. And the agent comes running up and says, “We’re under attack. We need you downstairs,” and so there we go. I’m in my running shorts and my T-shirt, and I’m barefooted. Got the dog in one hand, Laura had a cat, I’m holding Laura..

Mrs. Bush: I don’t have my contacts in, and I’m in my fuzzy house slippers..

President Bush: And this guy’s out of breath, and we’re heading straight down to the basement because there’s an incoming unidentified airplane, which is coming toward the White House. Then the guy says it’s a friendly airplane. And we hustle all the way back upstairs and go to bed.

Mrs. Bush: laughs And we just lay there thinking about the way we must have looked.

Noonan: So the day starts in tragedy and ends in Marx Brothers.

President Bush: That’s rightwe got a laugh out of it.” [Emphasis added]


R180471
4 years ago
yeshappysteady

OMFG

Post Modified: 06/22/06 15:51:35

R180495
4 years ago
whateveryousay

heh,

))—((

Post Modified: 06/22/06 17:41:03

R182676
4 years ago
totalstranger

Operation removes lightbulb from anus-

Thu Jun 29, 7:34 AM ET

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) – Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad’s misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

“Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else,” Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

“We had to take it out intact,” said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. “Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation.”

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn’t know the bulb was there.

“When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this,” Mohammad said.

“I don’t know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners.”

The doctor treating Mohammad said he’d never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon’s story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.


R182988
4 years ago
Snark

Hobo? Clown?

Hardcore?

Hobo hardcore?

HOBOCORE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Phear!

Post Modified: 06/29/06 21:06:44

R185190
4 years ago
dharma

“tub girrrl,” again!


R185418
4 years ago
totalstranger

Piece of man’s skull falls off, draws crowds-

By Bappa Majumdar
Wed Jul 5, 2006

KOLKATA, India (Reuters) – Hundreds of people are thronging a hospital in the eastern Indian city of Kolkata to see a patient holding a piece of his own skull that fell off.

Doctors say a large, dead section of 25-year-old electrician Sambhu Roy’s skull came away Sunday after severe burns starved it of blood.

“When he came to us late last year, his scalp was completely burned and within months it came off exposing the skull,” Ratan Lal Bandyopadhyay, the surgeon who treated Roy told Reuters Wednesday.

“Later, we noticed that the part of his skull was loosening due to lack of blood supply to the affected area, which can happen in such extensive burn cases.”

The piece came off Sunday and hundreds of people and dozens of doctors now crowd around his bed, where he lies holding the bone.

Bandyopadhyay said the skull’s inner covering and the membrane which helps produce bone was miraculously unaffected, allowing fresh bone to grow.

“When the skull came off, I thought he will die, but we noticed a new covering on his head forming and that might have pushed the ‘dead skull’ out,” he said.

While possible, such cases are extremely rare.

Roy was injured and almost killed when he was electrocuted while repairing a high voltage wire last October.

“Doctors say a new skull covering has replaced the old one, but I am not letting go of this one,” he told Reuters.

He intends to keep his prized possession for life and not hand it over to the hospital when he leaves: “My skull has made me famous,” he says.


R185424
4 years ago
Snark

Looking for a pet?

Genpets has the answer!


R185573
4 years ago
nada

Is it me or does that look like a cornish game hen?


R185574
4 years ago
sisyphus

a bit it does, delicious I bet

the genpets site is very well done


R185581
4 years ago
nada

omfg

FAQ
“Do Genpets grow hair?
No. Genpets only grow a small amount of hair under their armpits”


R185582
4 years ago
nada

from resellers pdf

“We live in an exciting time. In the privatization of nature, agricultural crops are being modifi ed for
greater yield, and organisms with built-in obsolescence are being sold as processed commodities.”

“Not only are we committed in the processing and production phase, we also, by nature of what we
do, ensure care for the environment in the future. _Because our GenpetsTM are biological material,
they’re fully recyclable. Just one more example of how Bio-Genica stands out as a company
providing for a brighter future_.”


R185992
4 years ago
ExcuseMySarcasm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdzoa0v0n0s

It’s a youtube vid, some daft fuck sticks a bottle rocket in his asshole…funny.


R185996
4 years ago
nada

Dude they’re going to sell little mammals with DNA from different animals that “expire”.

WTF!!! OMFG!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneone


R188534
4 years ago
totalstranger

10,000 Chinese protestors converge on the ‘Jianye city government office.’

In an online role-playing game.

Because the ‘office’ had a picture of a red sun on one wall.


R188536
4 years ago
nada

lagfest 06 is what it looks like


R191711
4 years ago
nomadrock

R195337
4 years ago
Dubya

R200826
4 years ago
nomadrock

R206270
4 years ago
Snark

Regular sex is great and all, but I really prefer to have my doggy licked.

WARNING: Above link not safe for work, home, small children, or your sanity. You really have been warned. The above is like having your mind raped. Don’t even click on it unless you want bad dreams.

Jesus, I need a drink. To throw in my eyes.

Post Modified: 08/19/06 18:55:48

R214031
4 years ago
nomadrock

R214038
4 years ago
nada

fuck that correlation has got to be pretty close to 1.00. So I better stop jerkin it or i’ll become a criminal? Or will I become the victim of a crime?

Wait a second, where dxid they come up with the rate of masturbation?


R214776
4 years ago
Ryz

R217988
3 years ago
remarcus

R233442
3 years ago
redoubt

R239934
3 years ago
totalstranger

R252760
3 years ago
Phoenix2008

R252775
3 years ago
Chickenma1

The last few times I’ve clicked on this thread, I’ve been spammed to death with sex ads. So I guess I’ll just have to use my imagination.


R264232
3 years ago
sisyphus

Can i get sick if i eat my poop?

(no pics, SFW, seriously)


R264234
3 years ago
Number5Toad

I Said What What (in the butt)

Hard Gay – Cooking With Kids

Post Modified: 02/23/07 00:00:38

R264253
3 years ago
nada

that genpets thing is a hoax/installation art piece. I forgot to post that comment on here.


R280645
3 years ago
sisyphus

R281251
3 years ago
Szamko

Japan boy ‘severs mother’s head’

A teenage Japanese boy has walked into a police station carrying a severed human head and claiming to have killed his mother….


R287681
3 years ago
Namaste_Rich

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: “That’s yours.”


R292826
3 years ago
Reblyellr

no ways!!!i am repulsed and compelled, that old familiar feeling..

this thread changed my life, (in all the worst ways ) oh so many years ago. i’ll never forgive or forget that you fuckers burned the images of tubgirl, goatse and all those horrid BME images into my brain for all time.

i hate/love you.

bump…


R292839
3 years ago
Number5Toad

R292854
3 years ago
remarcus

tubgirl commercialized

click at your own risk…

thanx for the fond memories, reb..

Post Modified: 07/10/07 23:08:09

R297195
3 years ago
RP2

I am so glad to see this is still around.


R312402
2 years ago
sisyphus

I just saw a new internet phenomenon video in the spirit of tubgirl. It’s called “two girls, one cup” and it made me throw up a little bit.

watch it here


R312405
2 years ago
hellcat

dude … i couldn’t press the back button on my browser to get away.

and even when i turned my head around the just music was making me gag.

i kinda mini threw up and swallowed it. gross!


R315523
2 years ago
sisyphus

how the fuck is this legal?

http://www.beasttube.com/


R315556
2 years ago
Snark

That is indescribably foul.


R315788
2 years ago
Chickenma1

Ha ha, you can’t get me – I’m not going there.


R321907
2 years ago
Namaste_Rich

Cops: Texas man calls 911, says he’s eating girlfriend

Christopher McCuin called 911 early Saturday morning to report a particularly grisly crime. The Dallas Morning News says he “calmly described murdering his girlfriend and cooking her ear.”

When police arrived at his house in Tyler, Texas, the paper says the 24-year-old tried to hold them off with a kitchen knife but eventually surrendered after a short standoff. When cops entered the residence, the paper says they “found a human ear boiling in a stovetop pan and raw flesh on a nearby plate, with a fork stuck in it.”


R325015
2 years ago
sisyphus

R352608
1 year ago
Namaste_Rich


R352611
1 year ago
desultory01

“Tago” and “Freddy” are going to hell! To fucking hell!


R364998
12 months ago
desultory01

R365017
12 months ago
sisyphus

you all seen the august underground films?

check this

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