Sunday, November 15, 2009

party at lungs

party at lungs

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 00:16:38 -0500
R286712
3 years ago
mtnlungta

COUNTRY COMFORT and maybe some SOUTHERN COMFORT too


R286713
3 years ago
mtnlungta

one of my favorite jokes was about all the new agers in their time
running madly to become more aware
while at the same time running madly away from what they need to be aware of


R286716
3 years ago
mtnlungta

WISH YOU WERE HERE
Tho drinking alone is highly under rated


R286753
3 years ago
variable

R286754
3 years ago
variable

R286756
3 years ago
mtnlungta

bwwwwaahahahaha we got some designated drivers

thats the point
were gonna need to be drunk to survive the wreck

Post Modified: 06/09/07 11:21:53

R286757
3 years ago
variable


R286761
3 years ago
mtnlungta


R286770
3 years ago
variable


bwwwwaahahahaha we got some designated drivers

faaaak it… i’m gonna comandeer this biatch… drunk animals drive better than homorepressed politicians


R286771
3 years ago
remarcus

theres a glory and humor in trainwrecks i’m still deciphering. think it has something to do with the folly of arrogance humanity has for moving immovable objects.

theres a formula here somewhere… heh


R286772
3 years ago
variable

see ‘em bumpers mankeys? aint no cowcatchers! outta da way!


R286775
3 years ago
variable

theres a formula here somewhere…

and the answer to the equation…


R286779
3 years ago
remarcus

one thing tho, i can say with near absolute certainty, is that destiny is a fucking myth…

but how do you stop the fucking train?


R286782
3 years ago
variable

but how do you stop the fucking train?

lol, almost feel like i’m being baited…


R286785
3 years ago
remarcus

you can jump off… however that is a temporary solution to your own personal wreck..

the train continues on. you can hijack and coerce the conductor to tell the brakeman to stop!

but slowing down 5 billion tons of shit takes way longer than you think, heheh…


R286788
3 years ago
variable

R286793
3 years ago
variable

but slowing down 5 billion tons of shit takes way longer than you think, heheh…

damn… well hurry up w/ the slow down…

my step mother used to work for people that made these things wonder if their are any free samples lyin’ ‘round… then again it is a train… lol


R286795
3 years ago
remarcus

heheh, yeah.. well done.

but thats not exactly where i was going with this. ;p

the immovable object is the ability to sustain life. but you knew that. i was thinking more in analogy to the three pigs trying to get away from the big bad wolf… the wolf being our own inability to conquer our voraciousness…

fucking trains


R286821
3 years ago
Livingston

lung – i was instantly reminded of this blog when puking behind a dumpster between the flophouse im bumming at and the grocery store where i had stumbled to buy some aleve.

“i’m going back to falling out of chairs and puking on lamp posts”

MCD


R286822
3 years ago
Livingston

hidden behind a “save the rainforest poster” in a little house in the jungle some drunk came home and wrote this on the wall with a big black marker:

A neotropical eulogy

There used to be something here in the jungle
It came in and just died
kinda struggled for a bit
It wriggled and writhed
arrived all adventure, anticipation, and dream
Then contrived up a delightful, harmless little scheme
Cut it down, pick it dry, find something to sell
Throw the rest in the rivers
The mayors our buddy
He wouldn’t tell
There used to be something here in the jungle
But it died and then fell
decomposes slow into detritus
issues a putrid pervading smell

came here seeking beauty and peace
But stayed to make a dollar
Now limp, dry and deceased
Lies ruined, wasted in squalor

For what?
Some baking soda coke
In a bad bathroom bar?
A luxury hotel condo/restaurant
The life of a czar?
So you could save up some cash
Go somewhere nice, somewhere far?
did ya look out the window
Do you know where you are?

There used to be something here in the jungle
but it got sold by Century 21
there were animals here in the jungle
but buses and suvs over them run
you won’t find much left of the jungle
but the amusement park is still fun!
now we call it a city
all bought sold and paved
the jungle is done

i am enviro-emo. green is the new black.
tell all them hipster kids with 80 dollar girl haircuts in tight black jeans that there’s way cooler things to be depressed about than wrecking yer vespa
i have the stats to prove it


R286824
3 years ago
Livingston

hoffman’s two-toed sloth meets power cable
power cable wins

party on!

Post Modified: 06/09/07 15:33:30

R286826
3 years ago
mtnlungta


Beneath this calm exterior is a soul screaming in sheer terror


R286827
3 years ago
mtnlungta


my favorite people decorate with roadkill..its a puzzle


R286828
3 years ago
mtnlungta

CITY OF DEVILS
AND WE TRADED THE BLUE DOT

FOR TRINKETS
and not even nice ones


R286829
3 years ago
mtnlungta

the news that really matters
waaaaaaaa i wanna post this as a headline lol

Post Modified: 06/09/07 16:43:44

R286831
3 years ago
remarcus

lets not get maudlin..

heheh, there is hope everyday


R286836
3 years ago
remarcus

awesum link lung…


R286860
3 years ago
mtnlungta

hope and hugs then

tho i swear that it feels like my ice is melting

Post Modified: 06/09/07 20:43:38

R286905
3 years ago
mtnlungta

so how drunk did you get?
ready to post headlines from here yet?


R286907
3 years ago
remarcus

is the party over?...


R286986
3 years ago
variable

party over? i just made plans fer some more drinkin’ on the sabbath… even brought a bottle o’ this along…
after dealing w/ the george jones crowd i do feel it’s needed…

oh and i’m gonna need something to scour the country music outta my head


R286988
3 years ago
remarcus

yes


R286995
3 years ago
variable

even brought some drinkin’ buddies…


Yo!


S’up dog?


squeek ‘n all that


Got any more ice?


R286997
3 years ago
mtnlungta

is the party over?...

no think this is the last post kinda lol
this will stand as the continual link to lung so to speak
the door will never shut
blog music found JB
ok its a ballad but its the one ive had up since day one
i got cups for that vari

and a song for honorable sultan netjin guests


R287000
3 years ago
mtnlungta

jeeeze vari they all look good and its not even closing time lol
this is my cousin on my mothers side

watch him he cheats at cards

Post Modified: 06/10/07 14:17:45

R287006
3 years ago
snead

“is the party over?...”

Not until you phrat boyz sing your favorite party song and slap each others butts.


R287007
3 years ago
mtnlungta

©is the party over?...©

Not until you phrat boyz sing your favorite party song and slap each others butts.

well as thats not gonna happen i bet
we will be here a very long time
ill take phrat boy as a compliment tho lmao


R287011
3 years ago
remarcus

phrat boys dont even know how to slap…

speaking of which. one phrat boy says to the other, how do you explain species extinction?

you finish the joke

R287018
3 years ago
mtnlungta

the second phrat boy says
i dont
but i bet there will be a
ten
nine
eight
seven
six
five
four
three
two
one
zero involved

Post Modified: 06/10/07 18:38:12

R287025
3 years ago
mtnlungta


just twist me around a bit if i didnt quite get it

Post Modified: 06/10/07 18:47:36

R287027
3 years ago
mtnlungta


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


R287052
3 years ago
remarcus

hehehheh


R287071
3 years ago
Livingston

variable has the best photos ever

the party stumbles sideways, lurches on, tackles a friend at the bar, gets kicked out for a night of lamp post hugging and that awful dry wretch noise, then crawls into the fetal position in the backyard and falls gently into dreams.

today i urinated on hunter s thompson’s pile of old tires behind the shed at his cabin in aspen.

the night before i camped in a trailer in front of walmart.

tomorrow i am going to conquer the world.


R287072
3 years ago
mtnlungta

R287074
3 years ago
mtnlungta

ya guess we can pick it up again later

Post Modified: 06/11/07 01:59:14

R287090
3 years ago
snead

“phrat boys dont even know how to slap…”

My apologies…paddle. Not until you PADDLE each others’ butts and yell, “Thank you sir! Gamma Nu Nu!!!”


R287094
3 years ago
remarcus

variable has the best photos ever

the party stumbles sideways, lurches on, tackles a friend at the bar, gets kicked out for a night of lamp post hugging and that awful dry wretch noise, then crawls into the fetal position in the backyard and falls gently into dreams.

today i urinated on hunter s thompson’s pile of old tires behind the shed at his cabin in aspen.

the night before i camped in a trailer in front of walmart.

tomorrow i am going to conquer the world.

yes we will


R287119
3 years ago
mtnlungta

Tomorrow i am going to conquer the world.

(from the woirld domination tour)

I got up really early this morning because I really wanted to see this conquering thing
But it might be tough for me to attend
Cause I never wake up in tomorrow
Its always today here
Think it©s a Canadian daylight savings time conspiracy of divide and conquer. Faaking gubernment
Or an experiment like that Philadelphia thing dislocating time/space
(Those guys take a lot of stuff im sure. Just poof gone. Weird stuff too. Like how many tools can they need? And eye glasses? And I know they siphon gas)
Or yogi berras ghost. What time is it? You mean now?


R287120
3 years ago
remarcus

heh


R287122
3 years ago
mtnlungta

phrat boys dont even know how to slap

My apologies paddle. Not until you PADDLE each others butts and yell, Thank you sir! Gamma Nu Nu!!!
LOL
its not over til the phrat boys sing alright
LOL
And im sure I read in the gnn rules of conduct
Quote
6) In responding to threads and comments it is customary to PADDLE each others butts and yell, Thank you sir! Gamma Nu Nu!!!

Post Modified: 06/11/07 14:04:02

R287123
3 years ago
remarcus

you must be fucked up… give me some more… heh


R287331
3 years ago
mtnlungta

hired some decent help lol

only if you want beer of course
command list

Post Modified: 06/12/07 02:20:57

R287402
3 years ago
variable

variable has the best photos ever

lol, ty…

the party stumbles sideways, lurches on, tackles a friend at the bar, gets kicked out for a night of lamp post hugging and that awful dry wretch noise, then crawls into the fetal position in the backyard and falls gently into dreams.


... gently into dreams ... dreaming about…


pansies… urrrrp… still going strong…


anyone seen my bro’ from down south? sent ‘im after more ice… not back yet…

Post Modified: 06/12/07 12:40:38

R287410
3 years ago
variable


R287411
3 years ago
variable

where’d you find the help? good luck trying to get me leave now… };-]

Post Modified: 06/12/07 13:31:34

R287419
3 years ago
variable

phrat boys dont even know how to slap…

lol, mommy & daddy do it for ‘em… i thought all the phrat boys were over @ espn… or fox news


R287468
3 years ago
mtnlungta


she was a bit like that when she got here

look we are reintroducing the pink elephant to the wild lol


R287470
3 years ago
mtnlungta

ya ya just one he said and hes still gonna be the designated driver


R287472
3 years ago
mtnlungta

OK NO DECISIONS WHILE YOUR HIGH PLEASE

Post Modified: 06/12/07 17:06:37

R287473
3 years ago
ZoeBlunt


R287476
3 years ago
variable

bwahaha…

just one… yeah… he’s got it under control… see?

i can’t stop ordering beers from your new help…


R287501
3 years ago
mtnlungta

thanks for droppin in zoe heres something special for ya

Post Modified: 06/12/07 18:42:01

R287505
3 years ago
mtnlungta

you keep ordering cause i need enough bottles to build one of these

so the designated driver is drunk and you married the help?

Post Modified: 06/12/07 19:03:02

R287685
3 years ago
variable

lol… you gonna have doormen…


R287714
3 years ago
variable


so the designated driver is drunk oblivious i believe… just wanted to play globocop…

and you married the help? ... er… they keep on asking about, eh.. wossname? oh yeah money! and i’m all “ i know not of this thing called er, money…” hah! the great white satan is off the hook for the time being


R287811
3 years ago
mtnlungta

doormen hehehe
i knew we kept the french in canada for something
tho they do fart in our general direction
i can let this guy go then? you tell him for me ok?

our other drivers doin fine so far

money? personally im buying lottery tickets lol
girls sigh much head shaking wish i was beautiful believe in me i dont believe in anything hey mr jones

Post Modified: 06/14/07 21:04:33

R287960
3 years ago
mtnlungta

R287976
3 years ago
ZoeBlunt

Thanks Lung! and my drinking buddy thanks you too.


R287978
3 years ago
ZoeBlunt

Hey, I brought a couple friends over. We’ve all been out in the bush way too long.



R288001
3 years ago
mtnlungta

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME AND A BIG BEARHUG

the more the merrier

Post Modified: 06/15/07 01:17:19

R288007
3 years ago
ZoeBlunt


Sasquatch Militia vs. Wookiee Army = Blog Fight!


R288022
3 years ago
remarcus

this must be the never ending party..

want a pic?


R288070
3 years ago
mtnlungta

Fight? Join the militia? AGAIN? That howl you used to hear out of Oakbay and Metchosin was me. I was going for this feeling more actually lol

and yes we want a pic or about anything else you wanna add remarcus

Post Modified: 06/15/07 12:54:15

R288104
3 years ago
remarcus

and the party lyrches onward

have you heard=


R288202
3 years ago
variable


what was yours is now the wookie’s thru his actions… yes, actions=


R288212
3 years ago
mtnlungta

im not sure but
do you promise? NO!!!!
good tunes

Post Modified: 06/16/07 16:01:24

R288216
3 years ago
mtnlungta


lol

Post Modified: 06/16/07 16:26:43

R288234
3 years ago
mtnlungta

signage


R288247
3 years ago
remarcus

you guys are going to pop a kidney and/or melt your livers…

“its the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine.” heh


R288313
3 years ago
variable

you guys are going to pop a kidney and/or melt your livers…

bah! i’ll just buy some gently used ones from the chinese off eBay…


R288316
3 years ago
remarcus

i’ll sell you one of my kidneys.. ten tousand dolla… you likee me…


R288471
3 years ago
variable

Post Modified: 06/19/07 12:49:25

R288523
3 years ago
mtnlungta

omg that smells like about 90 proof

there may be a market for that buddy


R288538
3 years ago
variable

bwahahahaha… not sure if i understood that… tiger urinating on donkey meat? marinade. you want stir fry?

according to this book it could be on the up and up… of course it would be a sort of boutique, niche product that may bundle this book w/ 1st purchase…


R288539
3 years ago
variable

bwahahaha


R288606
3 years ago
variable

and now… a moment of clarity…

There was once a stonecutter, who was dissatisfied with himself and with his position in life.

One day, he passed a wealthy merchant’s house, and through the open gateway, saw many fine possessions and important visitors. “How powerful that merchant must be!” thought the stonecutter. He became very envious, and wished that he could be like the merchant. Then he would no longer have to live the life of a mere stonecutter.

To his great surprise, he suddenly became the merchant, enjoying more luxuries and power than he had ever dreamed of, envied and detested by those less wealthy than himself. But soon a high official passed by, carried in a sedan chair, accompanied by attendants, and escorted by soldiers beating gongs. Everyone, no matter how wealthy, had to bow low before the procession. “How powerful that official is!” he thought. I wish that I could be a high official!

Then he became the high official, carried everywhere in his embroidered sedan chair, feared and hated by the people all around, who had to bow down before him as he passed. It was a hot summer day, and the official felt very uncomfortable in the sticky sedan chair. He looked up at the sun. It shone proudly in the sky, unaffected by his presence. “How powerful the sun is!” he thought. I wish that I could be the sun!

Then he became the sun, shining fiercely down on everyone, scorching the fields, cursed by the farmers and laborers. But a huge black cloud moved between him and the earth, so that his light could no longer shine on everything below. “How powerful that storm cloud is!” he thought. “I wish that I could be a cloud!”

Then he became the cloud, flooding the fields and villages, shouted at by everyone. But soon he found that he was being pushed away by some great force, and realized that it was the wind. “How powerful it is!” he thought. “I wish that I could be the wind!”

Then he became the wind, blowing tiles off the roofs of houses, uprooting trees, hated and feared by all below him. But after a while, he ran up against something that would not move, no matter how forcefully he blew against it — a huge, towering stone. “How powerful that stone is!” he thought. “I wish that I could be a stone!” he thought. “I wish that I could be a stone!”

Then he became the stone, more powerful than anything else on earth. But as he stood there, he heard the sound of a hammer pounding a chisel into the solid rock, and felt himself being changed. “What could be more powerful than I, the stone?” he thought. He looked down and saw far below him the figure of a stonecutter.


R288609
3 years ago
variable


R288633
3 years ago
mtnlungta


The Parable Of the Frogs
think ill stick to the LUNG in lungta


R288641
3 years ago
mtnlungta


Mayday © Mayday © Mayday
well August really lol

Post Modified: 06/18/07 21:56:30

R288659
3 years ago
mtnlungta

R288677
3 years ago
remarcus

stonecutter, nice….


R288766
3 years ago
variable

Though Bush’s boyhood pal Terry Throckmorton didn’t detail what other animals they systematically tortured and killed, we can well imagine it wasn’t only frogs, and that there were other defenseless creatures lurking in the neighborhood.

...According to psychologists, killing and torturing small animals in childhood is also a classic warning sign of a serial killer, because children who lack empathy towards animals often grow into adults who lack empathy towards people...

Post Modified: 06/19/07 13:02:13

R288770
3 years ago
variable

R288862
3 years ago
mtnlungta


welcome to the internet
weeze just jammin

so there is a god then?
substitute with your country of choice and do sing along

i take myself a blue canoe
and i want you kids to have the revolution over and all that middle east crap cleaned up by the time i get back or there will REAL trouble …lmao
....................................

Post Modified: 06/19/07 20:34:35

R289087
3 years ago
variable


R289148
3 years ago
mtnlungta


hehe …ok now that i have your attention again

liberty bell looks not bad considering liberties lost

Post Modified: 06/21/07 02:31:58

R289306
3 years ago
variable


R289319
3 years ago
remarcus

heh,


R289331
3 years ago
FloydAnderson

R289333
3 years ago
FloydAnderson

quit quit quit quit quit quit leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave run run run run run
stick with your friends and get away from the war machine
this is fucked up

Post Modified: 11/15/09 19:25:53

R289334
3 years ago
FloydAnderson

R289335
3 years ago
mtnlungta

Post Modified: 06/22/07 02:12:18

R289336
3 years ago
mtnlungta

Post Modified: 06/22/07 02:13:28

R289337
3 years ago
mtnlungta

bats eh?

Post Modified: 06/22/07 02:14:50

R289338
3 years ago
mtnlungta

well now what? lol


R289339
3 years ago
mtnlungta

testing


R289340
3 years ago
FloydAnderson


excuse me for a moment


R289342
3 years ago
FloydAnderson


More please, I have a very high tolerance.


R289343
3 years ago
FloydAnderson

Anybody want a tattoo…......or perhaps a cutting edge ID microchip? (If you ever get lost, we’ll find you!)


R289344
3 years ago
FloydAnderson

R289345
3 years ago
mtnlungta

hey Floyd…...thanks lol

Post Modified: 06/22/07 02:18:29

R289346
3 years ago
mtnlungta

that iv up there draining into that guys arm? you think the symbolism to this is intentional?

I found a man strung from a tree,
and though he swung hung heel-to-sky,
his legs were crossed, and he was calm.

This seemed unnatural to me.
I asked if I should cut him down.
He said, “No need. My hands are free.
I’ll be just fine; I’m going home.
Look me up, when you arrive;
we can chat and drink fine tea.”

I left that man strung from his tree.
I found it odd he trusts his god
with such foolish, fatal diligence.

Post Modified: 06/22/07 02:33:06

R289410
3 years ago
remarcus

he looks pretty happy stuck like that…

reminds me of this:

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