Sunday, November 15, 2009

the GNN yellow submarine of the apocalypse

the GNN yellow submarine of the apocalypse

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:46:52 -0500
R303400
2 years ago
Livingston

oh this was a headline summary for this

sorry if i fergot anyone.

i was unsober


R303401
2 years ago
Namaste_Rich

R303404
2 years ago
variable

yay lungta made it!

woohoo! Arrr, and my comission was reinstated, gar!

radifuckincal!

Arrr, a’ast, argh! make turns for for like, at least, 500 knots and prepare t’ pop teh wheelies…

can me ramp teh submarine, liv? can i? huh? huh? can me, ye scur’y dawg?


R303405
2 years ago
Livingston

darrrrrrrrrrrrrr hohohoh maties! why i almost fergot what a damn good pirate namaste rich is! while i go stick me ´ed in a torpedo tub for a bit will ya take the wheel with variable the super advance ether gypsy prototype? he´s got some cockamaimy idea about ramping the sub, but i trust the fella so let go with it!


R303408
2 years ago
hellcat

and what!!!! ... Hellcat gets left on the shore with Izzy, neverknwo and TheFetch fending for himself!!! Crap-Ass!

anyways i get kinda woozy around so much semen.


R303415
2 years ago
Obfuskation

The IT guys at work started that talk like a pirate day crap today.
One of them had little pirate finger puppets.

Fuck


R303417
2 years ago
athena

Yesterday at work someone used the word “knave” as the first word in our scrabble game.


R303418
2 years ago
hellcat

Gnarrr on my wooden limb!


R303419
2 years ago
Namaste_Rich

Hellcat – awesome!


R303425
2 years ago
Livingston

Hellcat gets left on the shore with Izzy, neverknwo and TheFetch fending for himself!!!

arrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh. i heard the scurvy bastards have fashioned some sort of sea worthy vessel out of popsickle sticks and boogers and are in pursuit of the yellow sub!

Iday, remarcus and anohoblacht were discovered huddled under some damp tarps trying to stowaway on the sub! their punishment will be inforced by baccus in the form of jello shots!


R303427
2 years ago
Flynn

Pirates! My favorite. Plus I get to cuddle and cry with liv. Sweet.


R303430
2 years ago
hellcat


R303433
2 years ago
Livingston

hey, whoa nemo! i thought you´d bought it by now!

look, i gave the wheel to rich and variable so if we run into an iceberg or a russian sub it ain my fault.

im going under the damp tarp now. dont bother me unless you have news of teh revolution and or single malt scotch


R303435
2 years ago
ZoeBlunt


R303439
2 years ago
deadduck

Hilarious and bizarre.

I love it.


R303444
2 years ago
Truthcansuk

This is my favorite thing ever.


R303477
2 years ago
HaggardSoul

Wow, I only just joined. Already I feel like I’m home!


R303478
2 years ago
oriain


R303518
2 years ago
variable

Ahoy, muahahaha, gar! i get t’ ramp teh sub. i need somethin’ t’ ramp it o’er — somethin’ t’ make e’il knei’el shit himself, orgasm, and start spekin’ in tongues… but first i’m gonna see about con’ertin’ the ‘ertical launch tubes int’ stills! gonna have to find a proper hat, too…

plus me need t’ find a way t’ paint “OMFG U just got pwned” on the bottom o’ teh sub— so mankeys know they just got pwned by teh re’olution after we ramp ‘em.

then they’ll cry…

then they’ll wish they had the big brass cojones needed to take this voyage…

Aye, the human race was dyin’ out Noone left t’ scream and shout People walkin’ on the moon Smog will get you pretty soon

E’eryone was hangin’ out
Hangin’ up and hangin’ down
Hangin’ in and holdin’ fast
Hope our little world will last

Yeah, along came Mr. Goodtrips
Lookin’ for a new a ship
Come on, people better climb on shanty men
Come on, baby, now we’re goin’ home
Ship o’ daft rapscallions, ship o’ scalwags

The human race was dyin’ out
Noone left t’ scream and shout
People walkin’ on the moon
Smog will get you pretty soon
Ship o’ bilge rats, ship o’ lily-livered rats
Ship o’ scurvy bilge rats, ship o’ grungy landlubbers
Ship o’ daft rapscallions, ship o’ scurvy sea dogs
Aye.

this is just a practice jump over a jelly fish. figure start small, jelly fish, aircraft carrier, stuff like that… then we’ll be rampin’ things like madagascar and france in no time…

teh rum needs more gunpowder…


R303521
2 years ago
Livingston

ahoooyyy! we’ve finally spotted ZoeBlunt on the vessel! turns out she was sitting on top of the periscope all along! congrats on the adbuster’s gig, matey! hollar to the scurvy wenches on the party deck if ya need some refreshment up there!

blahrrrrr!


R303523
2 years ago
variable

oh yeah… almost forgot… ladys can pick up teh complimentary cojones at teh radio operator’s station. ask about. hell cat might engrave ‘em for ya…

mine says teh world is flat…

welcome aboard!

Post Modified: 09/19/07 11:09:37

R303525
2 years ago
ShiftShapers

this submarine is a psyop


R303527
2 years ago
variable

this submarine is a psyop

most certainly is!

if by psyop you mean balls out mankey rampin’, hard drinkin’ three hour tour… eh, liv? did we, um, leave somebody else on shore? maybe someone that might be a little sore watching us sail into teh sunset but wields teh black 40 vote o’death…

maybe we send the transport back to get ‘im?

Post Modified: 09/19/07 11:52:34

R303530
2 years ago
Livingston

DARHGHHHHH
we’re pirates of teh deep
along the ocean’s floor we creep
for the dead fishies we all weep

there’s not much nature left to lose
darn the torpedo tubes with booze
take back the nature they abuse

stay beneath the sea
with the scalawags and me

don’t venture up there
you can hardly breath the air
ahoooooyy there shifty, you know its a psyop fer sherrrrrr!

Post Modified: 09/19/07 11:59:28

R303533
2 years ago
variable

teh revolution loses an elite operative… rig for a moment of silent running…
This Bird Made a Monkey Out of Humans

long live teh revolution!


R303552
2 years ago
Ruff_Shot

Free 150 Guerrilla points to the first G who shoots Anthony out of a torpedo tube!


R303576
2 years ago
Snark

This thread delivers teh lolz.


R303579
2 years ago
JustLurking

lmao.. .

I’ll have you know I caught this on my cell waiting to meet someone in town to discuss a few work related details…

It would seem attempts made in concealing my lingering amusement over your blog weren’t so successful. A hunch about this pretty much confirmed the moment I heard… “Ok dude, tell me the truth, what is it about my ideas you find so ridiculous” !

YOU SIR, ARE NO GENTLEMAN FOR NEARLY GETTING ME CANNED!!

besides, you never mentioned hitlabeshi hangin near the back of the sub, experiencing his first hit on the bong, the whole affair taking a bad turn upon FloydAnderson failing to recognize hitla was merely speaking figuratively when he said… “What do I think ?…. umm, I like it in the stern”.

perhaps you chose to omit the rather unfortunate incident which followed on purpose…


R303580
2 years ago
tango

Damn, JL, you just blew my mind.

Great stuff, Liv – I laughed until I cried.


R303582
2 years ago
Ruff_Shot

What do I think ?…. umm, I like it in the stern

lmao!

I guess it goes without saying, ...but Hitla Izzy better make damn sure he mops up that Poop Deck real good, or else Anthony will shoot him out the torpedo tube.


R303601
2 years ago
Snark

the whole affair taking a bad turn upon FloydAnderson failing to recognize hitla was merely speaking figuratively when he said… “What do I think ?…. umm, I like it in the stern

No worse than what happened when teh Captain yelled out “DIVE DIVE DIVE”....


R303619
2 years ago
variable

“it’s like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain!”

Post Modified: 09/19/07 17:33:33

R303642
2 years ago
JustLurking

sure guys. go ahead and laugh at hitla’s expense. I’d be the last to say you can’t. But I have to say hitla’s wonky new swagger up on deck is so impressive, it warrants having him dubbed… Rear Admiral


R303660
2 years ago
Truthcansuk

“Rear Admiral,” we all shouted to him. “Your poop-deck is swarming with seamen!”

“Argh!” cried Izzy. “Now I must change me pantaloons!”


R303679
2 years ago
faelnarr

It be gettin’ a fiver from me! ARRRRRR!


R303717
2 years ago
variable

er, yeah. maybe he should be rear admiral, liv… i uh could just be admiral or sumthin’ (already got teh hat) ye know…

maybe special liason to something…

radio operator…)

activities coordinator…

Post Modified: 09/20/07 10:48:00

R303741
2 years ago
variable

R303811
2 years ago
Livingston

bhahahalallraha harf harf!
good to see the ol’ crew keeping teh apocalypse as fun as pokin’ a pig with a pegleg!

looks like there’s a storm a comin’ and we’re still up shit’s creek with turds for paddles.

yahhhrrrrr well while the scurvy scardy cats is hordin’ food and supplies we’ll be on the party deck for life’s last dance! arrrrrhahahrara snarf!

looks like im gonna half to assume the position of rear admiral and clean the poop deck!
hey gwhunta – you’re lead fisherman, can ya catch us a whopper to convince the folks at home that this is bogus?
ahahhrararaphhhhhtbt! carbon cycle smarbon cycle!
no, no! must be solar flares and atmospheric h2o..
opps!
errhhh hey! mates what’s that? its the global elite of the bow!
and what’s that on the horizon? war? more war?

dive! dive! dive below again!

ahyehaharra! this better not effect my plants!


R303828
2 years ago
variable

we’re still up shit’s creek with turds for paddles.

oh… those wuz fer paddles, cap’n?

well, i’m not apologizing to the chinese navy for sufferin’ teh broadsides whle we ramped ‘em…

they sent me a letter… it’s purdy, but i can’t read it…

oh and i think we might want to reign in snarks new friend… he’s cool though, just grumpy (within all rights, i might add)

Post Modified: 09/20/07 19:02:59

R303878
2 years ago
FloydAnderson

.............after swallowing a handful of those capsules that variable gave me I stashed my Illuminati Vol. I-III clay tablets in a hiding place, chilled in N_Rich’s cabin to some 60s records and then holy jesus before I knew it I had somehow found myself in the GNN overlord lounge


R303882
2 years ago
FloydAnderson

can I borrow that scuba gear Liv, I wanna go swimming


R303892
2 years ago
FloydAnderson

Now I’m back chillin’ my room downin some brews….....

and the BBC is reporting a new bin Laden tape has just emerged


R303925
2 years ago
tenbob

Megalolz F.A. that was class!


R303948
2 years ago
variable

muahahaha… we have new camoflauge wet suits…

I stashed my Illuminati Vol. I-III clay tablets in a hiding place


don’t worry. they’re safe under my pillow. w/ those pills sleep has become sooooo 20th century. a gramme is better than a damn.

oh, and teh vertical launch tubes have been succesfully converted into stills… a mutiny has a snowball’s chance in hell now, cap’n.

well… their is still one vertical launch tube i’ve saved for a pet project. i’m tranmuting the remaining TLAM into teh first ever
Tofu-LAM (if vegans have been wondering why the pantry seems sparse… er, it’s for a good cause…) i figure it would be a quasi non-violent/nonlethal means of deterring whalers.

however, i can see how it could be used to win teh hearts and minds of the N. Korean citizens. “Yes! tofu from teh heavens! we would thank a diety but we’ll be made living impaired!”
i’ve also used teh left overs to fashion some deck hands to avail ourselves of some of the more menial tasks… plus you can eat ‘em if they piss you of

Post Modified: 09/21/07 12:04:33

R303997
2 years ago
Livingston

whoa.. i just realized that Joe Don Baker was in Bears on a Submarine… im going directly to the theater.

holy jesus before I knew it I had somehow found myself in the GNN overlord lounge

sweet tap dancin’ jesus, floyd you gotta get the hell outta there, man. those savages are still taking this rowboat trip seriously.

darn nouget, variable! up shit’s creek without turds for paddles is a figure of speech! of course yer supposed to huck them turds, just not a me, dammit!
capitalists! aim for the capitalists! don’t throw until you see the dollar signs in their eyes!


R304001
2 years ago
Livingston

woot! updates! more room to do that little sub rampy trick and pull multiple waterskiiers! Arctic Sea Ice Minimum Shatters All-time Record Low, Report Scientists

“The amount of ice loss this year absolutely stunned us because it didn’t just beat all previous records, it completely shattered them,” said CU-Boulder senior scientist Mark Serreze of NSIDC.

floyd – better go swimmin’ sooner than later!

Canada’s Pristine Freshwater Fisheries At Risk

Science Daily — If you want to catch a trophy northern pike, walleye or brook trout in the northern Canadian wilderness, better plan your trip soon.


R304010
2 years ago
Dilated_Rebel

“If you want to catch a trophy northern pike, walleye or brook trout in the northern Canadian wilderness, better plan your trip soon”

Yea, take a look at this:

PS, I wish I could have worked on the bomb alonside Shifty and Siss, oh well, maybe in the next drunken rant…

BTW, 5!!

Post Modified: 09/21/07 13:20:42

R304017
2 years ago
Livingston

blarhahahahrrr! well, rebel, yer welcome aboard. im afraid the bomb was a dud but yer welcome to jam on stage on the party deck… ahrhahrharaaaa

heheheh cough ughmm.

great video – i am translating a short one i edited about local climate problems and biodiesel into spanish for a town meeting tomorrow afternoon. we’re also organizing weekly meetings/nature videos/forums to discuss some local action starting this thursday.
im going first with a presentation of local and global doom, a viewing of the BBC’s Planet Earth “The Future” disc, then discussion and beer. i might even start talking like a pirate if things get outta hand…

ciao


R304101
2 years ago
FloydAnderson

I’ve been wondering what’s the biggest problem?!


R304187
2 years ago
Livingston

“I’ve been wondering what’s the biggest problem?”

its like that one science guy said,

“there’s too many people causing too many problems and not enough love to go around.”

the artic ice thing is probably bad, too. and we’re running out of mixers.

savage world.


R304268
2 years ago
variable

darn nouget, variable! up shit’s creek without turds for paddles is a figure of speech!

oh. oops.

how about i wait ‘til nightfall and take some scallywags here for some good ‘ol rapine ‘n pillagin’ (volunteers, or i could go it alone since teh surfs up and others may be preoccupied) ultimately liberating their inventory for teh revolution.


R304269
2 years ago
variable


R304270
2 years ago
FloydAnderson

dang deezer, I have to refresh like mad to get a tune outta you

not enough love

I say, I think that’s it

Love concert this way—————————>


R304271
2 years ago
variable

I’ve been wondering what’s the biggest problem?!

this may not be the biggest problem, but it’s no laughing matter, mind.

good to see you made it out of teh overlord lounge relatively unscathed. feeding booze to reptiles is like feeding a mogwai after midnight. it simply should not be done.


R304276
2 years ago
Namaste_Rich

there’s too many people causing too many problems and not enough love to go around.


R304357
2 years ago
Livingston

blah! grrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhrrgg!

aye ye skanky bildge rats, quit yer huffy n puffy an load the torpedo tubes with somethin’ spicy from the kitchen!

aim for their boats and save the bears!
Treaty may restart polar bear hunts in Russia

and the turtles!
Federal Report Shows Sea Turtle Declines

and basically the whole friggen ocean!


R304434
2 years ago
sisyphus

In the spirit of weirdness I wanted to share this Winnie the Pooh meets Apocalypse Now video I found the other day.

Post Modified: 09/25/07 02:30:22

R304520
2 years ago
variable

ahhh, i love the smell of a smekerel of honey in the morning!

“When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet at last, “what’s the first thing you say to yourself?”
“What’s for breakfast? said Pooh. “What do you say, Piglet?”
“I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?” said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
“It’s the same thing,” he said.

Post Modified: 09/25/07 10:20:55

R304529
2 years ago
variable

aye ye skanky bildge rats, quit yer huffy n puffy an load the torpedo tubes with somethin’ spicy from the kitchen!

There goes the neighborhood
And somehow you knew it would

‘Cuz you understand
Armageddon’s right around the bend

You got your fortune
Right in your hands

You do what you gotta do
‘Cuz you got a climb an attitude

And you say goodbye
As easy as most people tell a lie

You choose no options
you do or die

Goddamn
The torpedoes
it’s time to run away with the sideshow
Full speed
Right ahead
Don’t stop
You can sleep when you’re dead

That’s just the way it goes
That’s how the river flows

If you stay stone cold
Chances are your option will unfold

All that glitters
Turns into gold

Goddamn
The torpedoes
It’s time to run away with the sideshow
Full speed
Right ahead
Don’t stop
You can sleep when you’re dead
Be proud to deviate
This time to instigate
Dictate your own fate
Your about to detonate
See the world obliterate

Goddamn
The torpedoes
It’s time to run away with the sideshow
Full speed
Right ahead
Don’t stop
You can sleep when you’re dead

Goddamn
The torpedoes
Dictate your own fate
You’re about to detonate
See the world obliterate

Goddamn
The torpedoes
Dictate your own fate
You’re about to goddamn detonate



sashimi chef — direct hit, sir! recommend updating the arsenal sir. someone’s been munching on teh TofuLAM. will take a while to repair since i can’t cannibalize teh tofu robots fer repair bits — wuz deep in my cups and had a rock ‘em sock ‘em free fer all in the conning tower.


R304597
2 years ago
Livingston

hehehehehe darggggggggggg!

the only the that could make this thread cooler is if anthony and silverback get hammered tonight and share break down into revolutionary pirate babble.

...and then mayormccheese shows up.

anyway, as i was saying

blaaaarphphph! great shot, variable! those sea cows aargggg a bit ard to aim, aye? dag barnnit! now tofuLAM… hmmm… tell the wenches in the kitchen to mix 10 parts saltpeter, 20 parts petersalt, a bushel of bushnel, a sack of crack, the shrunken head of emperor caligula and a pinch of nutmeg for the next round of firing!

twas a nice video clip you hunted or gathered there, sis. contributing to the weirdness furthers the efforts of teh revolution.


R304598
2 years ago
Livingston

double pirate post.

argg.

Post Modified: 09/25/07 18:31:04

R304610
2 years ago
remarcus

hmmmm? liv?

i was stowed away?

wherever the fuck did they stash me at?

fuck! i was sleeping you slimy bastards

fuck off


R304611
2 years ago
FloydAnderson

the huge manati has been hit hard….........what should we do with him now that he’s hurtin Gs? .............finish him off and gorge on sea cow burgers for the next week?

holy mayor mccheese mcdonald ronald arnold actor governor nazi barbarian raving on shore! TAKE HIM OUT!!!!!!!

Post Modified: 09/25/07 22:17:48

R304685
2 years ago
deadender

Blue pill…! where the fuck did I put the blue pill?!?


R304725
2 years ago
faelnarr

Imagine there’s no rum left
it’s not easy yet its true
Just the Hell of near-sobriety
feeling lost and feeling blue

Imagine all the people
finding only empties? Boo-hoo?

Imagine there’s no money
it isn’t hard to do
Some liquor store ram-raiding
to keep us all in booze

Imagine all the people
spending nought yet getting fucked up? Yoo-hoo!

You may say that we’re all drinkers
but we’re not the only ones
It’s why the sub keeps crashing
Coz its steered by alcoholic bums!

Imagine a yellow submarine
I wonder if you could
Full of mouldy pizza boxes and beer cans
If deadender don’t clean who should?

Imagine all the people
sharing a floating hovel, yee-ha!

You may say we’re almighty boozers
but we’re not the only ones
But who stole the fucking vodka cruisers?
Hitlabeshi did,
that
no-good
right wing
bum…


R304727
2 years ago
ProjectMayhem

Dude, you need more women in there!


R304729
2 years ago
variable

Aye, well, manatee ‘olunteard and knew thar was a high probability o’ not returnin’ so got jacked up on sake and watched this o’er and o’er.

Arrr, first aid, more alcohol, 2 grade promotion and prefarntial treatment should do the trick. Aye.

Aye, oh, as a reward for a job well done and defyin’ teh odds (from what i can decipher from ‘is drunken diatribe) he wants unfettard access t’ teh stills, a bucket(?), some hoes (as he so eloquently put it)...

and t’ be refard t’ and adressed as teh ichiban from now on. Gar.

Blue pill…! where the fuck did I put the blue pill?!?

Arrr, hehehe, i gathard ‘em all up and i’m gonna go sell them t’ that land lubber ca’ortin’ like a ta’ern wench on teh beach — we’re gonna rip him off for teh re’olution. Gar.

Aye, he’ll cry.

Gar. then we’ll blow him up. Aye, me parrot concurs.

Post Modified: 10/01/07 12:06:06

R304731
2 years ago
variable

bah! bouncing brass monkey balls!

double post…

beware. contagious…

Post Modified: 09/26/07 12:40:52

R304739
2 years ago
variable

Dude, you need more women in there!

yes. yes we do.
livingston putting on a grass skirt and singing happy birthday may fool some but not me, but he means well — morale and all.

unfortunately, some with starboard leaning tendencies are rather superstitious about having women on board. quite counter revolutionary, in my opinion.


R305045
2 years ago
variable


R305047
2 years ago
Ruff_Shot

Liv/Variable…

were going to need some new crew members…

Anthony got trigger happy and killed the Bartender (baccus)... and there is a loose tiger running around the sub looking for his master….

he was offed too…

Post Modified: 09/27/07 15:28:26

R305049
2 years ago
variable


R305183
2 years ago
variable

ok, i went on a recruitment drive… none of them knwo how to type so sockpuppets and banning shouldn’t be a problem… well except for this guy but no one would ban him unless they want their soul eaten

deck gunner

engineer (on teh right)

bartenders


instigator

cook

Post Modified: 09/28/07 13:03:00

R305210
2 years ago
remarcus

/me is officially and above board on the fucking boat you bunch of scallywagging butt pirates


R305211
2 years ago
remarcus

if ya muck up, forget the gang plank, i’ll jus throw ye ass overboard


R305212
2 years ago
remarcus

so, pay attention, mates


R305214
2 years ago
Livingston

dag! whurt! the sailin’ looks savage up ahead.

storms a comin’


R305215
2 years ago
remarcus

dive!


R305217
2 years ago
variable

yargh, bleh, mughah! welcome aboard… ye’ll be a’ needin’ one o’ these, methinks. aye.


R305218
2 years ago
variable

oh, aye… batten down teh hatches!


R305221
2 years ago
variable


R305223
2 years ago
remarcus

whose steering?


R305225
2 years ago
variable

teh manatee, ahem — i mean teh ichiban — has the helm. err, he’s still three sheets to the wind… should be fun, ‘specially if we ramps again. i luv me some rampin’. oh btw…

Why Submarines are better than woman

1. A submarine will kill you quickly. A woman takes her time.

2. Submarines like it done at all angles.

3. Submarines can be turned on easily anytime.

4. A submarine doesn’t mind if you smoke, drink, tell dirty jokes or cuss.

5. A submarine does not object to being rigged for dive.

6. Submarines come with manuals.

7. A submarine is built for going down

8. A submarine once down is quite willing to stay there as long as you want.

9. Submarines are always in trim.

10. You can dive a submarine any time of the month.

11. Submarines don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

12. Submarines don’t care how many other subs you have sailed on.

13. Submarines don’t come with in-laws.

14. When sailing, you and your submarine arrive at the same time.

15. Submarines don’t mind if you look at other submarines or if you buy books and magazines about them.

16. Submarines don’t complain if you sleep somewhere else.

17. Submarines don’t mind if you stop off for a few beers on the way back.


R305250
2 years ago
Livingston

this is the best thread ever – if GNN is the new art, this is a Van Gogh.

bllllarggggggg!

ahh dammit teh mantee is down here at teh bar! that bloated sea cow tried to drink my under the table and ended up passing out in the pisser! somebody get the wheel and point this thing towards teh revolution!


R305285
2 years ago
sisyphus

Since the water is still warm, you guys who are planning on going swimming need to beware teh brain-eating amoeba.

Post Modified: 09/29/07 03:45:50

R305465
2 years ago
variable

ahh dammit teh mantee is down here at teh bar! that bloated sea cow tried to drink my under the table and ended up passing out in the pisser! somebody get the wheel and point this thing towards teh revolution!

dooood… teh manatee is still healing from the quasi-kamikaze foray he went on. he kinda takes offense at being called sea cow and keeps insiting on me to call him teh ichiban since he feels he has transcended teh manatee/sea cow phase of his perpetually manifesting spritual journey. oh and he keeps saying he needs womens…
bot don’t worry ‘bout EtOH, those vertical launch tubes make some kick ass stills
yo ho ho and F yeah i’ma taken her fer some more rampin’ ... lessee, hrmmm — Malta! listen up,! ye’re either with us or against us! either way it’s ‘bout time you had yourselves a good ‘ol fashion rampin’ from teh revolution.

all your anti-revolutionaries will cry. aye.

Since the water is still warm, you guys who are planning on going swimming need to beware teh brain-eating amoeba.

don’t worry… we’re covered. i won us some fancy hats playing dice ‘n parcheesi off a drunken chimp assasin (teh one that stopped me from nickin’ teh shuttle a while back, remebemer him ,liv?) while on shore leave.

and look! i found one ‘o teh darpa dolphins — helluva character, and out fer a wee bit o’ revenge…


R305614
2 years ago
variable

teh plan

Post Modified: 10/01/07 13:48:51

R305617
2 years ago
variable

this is the best thread ever – if GNN is the new art, this is a Van Gogh.


R305819
2 years ago
Livingston

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhahahahahhahahah

teh plan is on


R305844
2 years ago
Livingston

that drunken chimp assassin sum-a-bitch… tell him to kick it like a bonobo, dammit.

ok. looook man. i mean listen, listen – dig it. im looking at this map and thinking that its just an analog, really – that shit aint real size its waaaaaay bigger. so so so yeah, we gotta go more than wicked fast. we’re gonna have to engage the turbocooler ethanol hyperspeed engine and get the fat bitch to seriously wicked fucking fast, yo.


R305927
2 years ago
variable

roger that…

teh plan B


R306012
2 years ago
variable


R306159
2 years ago
Livingston

bhuhahahahahhah

ok, arg! blu!

ok, right. i just used a buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunches of the schools printer ink to make a giant map of teh plan B.
i think the principal is on to me… i don´t have much time.

teh childrens is ready to fight. they already throw mud balls at each other we just have to get them to throw them at teh man


R306165
2 years ago
variable

ahhh, prepubescent cannon fodder rallying to teh revolutionary cries of VROOOM BITCHES! i love it when a plan comes together. when they start throwin’ cheeze bricks they’re ready.

careful with teh plan though… some maltan anti-revolutionary may be able to use it as evidence against us. however, it won’t stand up in court since it isn’t really a map of malta. unless a good portion of teh eastern coast disappeared for a bit because of a giant eraser and was then redrawn in by a giant pencil cursor. damn. that would mean i have super powers or sumthin’... that, or god dumped me by putting me up for adoption by time travellin to teh future cuz he wanted to focus on jeebus…

i like teh super power idea better…

a decent read

those french surrender mankeys are next. aye. we can throw cheese when we ramp ‘em. and they’ll cry.

Post Modified: 10/04/07 16:33:21

R306202
2 years ago
FloydAnderson

Attention! Pirates of teh Caribbean medallion squeeze flashlights have just been recalled.

No wonder we got em at such a discount. Shite! Prolly shouldn’t chew on em, lick em or breathe in their fumes. Just a heads up.
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here is the FUTURE FKN NEWZ:::::::::::::::

Post Modified: 10/04/07 21:25:45

R306259
2 years ago
variable

ok ok… ye can have me flashlight, but me action figures are right out. how do ye think i troubleshoot these wicked badass plans?

speaking of which…

teh scouts are returning…


R306492
2 years ago
variable

operation: le biatch slap


R306511
2 years ago
variable


R406666
4 days ago
Namaste_Rich

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