Sunday, November 15, 2009

GNN Movie Brainstorm

GNN Movie Brainstorm

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:52:11 -0500
R400221
4 months ago
ShiftShapers

lolz!


R400228
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

oh shit. I might have to think about this…..


R400235
4 months ago
Not_Uberche

If it’s filmed in China I’m there!


R400238
4 months ago
tingbudong

Ubernot, I see you playing yourself as a vegerist (vegetarian terrorist). Of course, you will have to be tortured with finger licking good meat products.


R400264
4 months ago
Memnoch07

It needs a final epic scene, that cuts intermittently to scenes of EMS and Ariolla furiously battling it out over their keyboards calling each other vicious names and googling each other’s personal info (with dramatic music rising). Then finding out that Ariolla is actually EMS’s father.


R400269
4 months ago
SunTzu

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R400273
4 months ago
Truthcansuk

Memn – cuts intermittently to scenes of EMS and Ariolla furiously battling it out over their keyboards calling each other vicious names and googling each other’s personal info (with dramatic music rising).

The man said it wouldn’t be a documentary, Memn…


R400275
4 months ago
Not_Uberche

So whose got the video camera?


R400276
4 months ago
Memnoch07

I sold mine for beer.

Post Modified: 09/26/09 09:53:01

R400282
4 months ago
SunTzu


R400288
4 months ago
Memnoch07

Hmmm.. I’m beginning to think that this whole “gnn is closing up” thing is just to distract us from an attack on Iran.

Damn you CIA!!

I’m going to check the news now. I’ll be back to complain in a few mins.

Post Modified: 09/26/09 10:23:13

R400298
4 months ago
Truthcansuk

Hmmm.. I’m beginning to think that this whole “gnn is closing up” thing is just to distract us from an attack on Iran.

While we’ve been focused on this, NO ONE HAS SOLVED 9-11 TO MY SATISFACTION!

I CALL DOUBLE-SUPER PSY-OP!


R400363
4 months ago
tingbudong

MAJOR REWRITE:
The Anthony character will now be modeled on Scientology leader David Miscavige. He’ll be played by a midget. The reference to Scientology won’t be overt. (They’re a powerful force in Hollywood) He’ll be the head of something like The Church of Homology. GNN will basically be portrayed as a Homologist project to initially partner with the CIA but with secret designs to eventually take them over.

The Stephen character will now be a former successful actor who gave up his career to be a TV journalist after making a hit movie about a TV journalist. It turns out to be a huge mistake, but that’s what attracts all sorts of hot chicks to the site.

The movie will be narrated by a troll-like Shogo character who works for Anthony. He’s an up and coming homologist who eventually flees the cult and the internet to join Ubernot’s vegetarian commune.

Manipulated and dominated by the evil midget Anthony, Stephen eventually suffers a Peter Finch-like (Network) nervous breakdown and has to be replaced by a female version of Stimulator. The CIA then backs out of the project and Anthony’s dream of world conquest is foiled. A reptilian alien takes over GNN and the forum becomes a galactic community that promises to enlighten and save the world. (but it’s just another evil psy-op scheme)

THE END

Post Modified: 09/26/09 22:10:10

R400366
4 months ago
Truthcansuk

Can I be played by John Cusack? Failing that, could you get Rip Torn?


R400368
4 months ago
tingbudong

I’m thinking more along the lines of David Spade for you Truthcansuk.


R400369
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

R400371
4 months ago
Truthcansuk

Ouch. Burn…


R400379
4 months ago
sisyphus

“The Anthony character will now be modeled on Scientology leader David Miscavige. He’ll be played by a midget”

lolz


R400381
4 months ago
sisyphus

“I’m thinking more along the lines of David Spade for you Truthcansuk.”

how about Chris Burke for TCS?


R400382
4 months ago
Truthcansuk

Heh…

On Edit: You know what the charm is, and always has been, of GNN? I know Sisyphus adores me.

Still. What a douche.

Post Modified: 09/26/09 23:29:48

R400384
4 months ago
sisyphus

vote moar!


R400420
4 months ago
johnnycivil

We won!

How about we film the beat down on anyone who flakes on me


R400427
4 months ago
tingbudong

Oh yea johnny, we gotta film you. Ideally, with an ice pick in a pantyless Sharon Stone style scene. Someone’s gotta drive the Stephen character over the edge.


R400552
4 months ago
stimulator

I’d like to be played by Rosanne Barr or Ru Paul


R400565
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

I’d like to be played by Rosanne Barr or Ru Paul

or maybe dom deluise


R400566
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

Robert Downey Jr. as Anthony


R400568
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

Cameron Richardson as Johnny Civil


R400569
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

this guy as sisyphus?


R400570
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

oops…i forgot about the rewrite

Anthony is played by a midget


R400571
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

and Stimulator by a woman


R400573
4 months ago
sisyphus

i get to play myself?


R400577
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

David Mayer de Rothschild as Livingston


R400580
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

Jason Momoa as ShiftShapers

lolz!


R400582
4 months ago
Truthcansuk

heh…


R400599
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

Neil Diamond as Namaste_Rich


R400600
4 months ago
ShiftShapers

Jason Momoa as ShiftShapers

LOLZ Floyd! ;]

to be fair though, both his dreads and his facial hair are way too thick. but whatever. i would have settled for whoppie goldberg.


R400601
4 months ago
ShiftShapers

no the funny part is i shaved my dreads off right before Halloween 2007.


R400608
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

R400611
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

R400612
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

R400619
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

R400622
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

I’m drinking some Smoking Loon again.


R400642
4 months ago
FloydAnderson

Post Modified: 09/29/09 14:23:31

R404006
3 months ago
FloydAnderson

R404007
3 months ago
Namaste_Rich

Neil Diamond as Namaste_Rich

lmao!

An Encore just for you, Floyd. ;)

Post Modified: 10/28/09 22:22:37

R404187
3 months ago
AreolaSharonIII

“Then finding out that Ariolla is actually EMS’s father.”

STEP-Daddy, ya moron


R404308
2 months ago
Namaste_Rich

bump.


R404309
2 months ago
Namaste_Rich

Techno Viking as Number5Toad…

Toad style is virtually invincible.

Needless to say the casting of N5T was not an easy decision to make…


R405391
2 months ago
FloydAnderson

Helena Bonham Carter as the The Fist Of God


R405555
2 months ago
FloydAnderson

Woody Harrelson as neverknwo


R406109
2 months ago
eepicheep

“Sockpuppets etc.
I think we should call them all Eepicheep, just to add yet another layer of …. We’ve pretty much known that eepicheep was one of the two puppet masters …
www.guerrillanews.com/threads/20378/Sockpuppets_etc”

Oh. SOCK puppets.

http://tinypic.com/r/2db7wvr/6

Point being – need someone to represent the eep as a puppeteer. Ideas?

Post Modified: 11/24/09 00:27:53

R406113
2 months ago
gobo

you guys are fags


R406114
2 months ago
tingbudong

you guys are fags
That’s a weird thing to say considering that “gobo” means cocksucker in Chinese.


R406117
2 months ago
gobo

““gobo” means cocksucker in Chinese.”

well played, faggot


R406118
2 months ago
tingbudong

The full definition is “self-hating cocksucker”.


R406121
2 months ago
gobo

you mean like your mom?


R406122
2 months ago
gobo

she doesn’t quite “suck” cock though, it’s more like she chokes on it and tickles it with her epiglottis til it blasts her throat. typical asian whore


R406124
2 months ago
tingbudong

no, not like my mom, more like a man-child whose insecurities and warped sexuality lead him to make asinine comments like yours.


R406127
2 months ago
gobo

you don’t know your cockwhore mom very well


R406128
2 months ago
gobo

ting’s mom:

Post Modified: 11/24/09 11:02:35

R406131
2 months ago
tingbudong

Hey, forgot to mention that “gobo” can also be used as a verb, not that you would know what a verb is, but in Chinese you could say, “Hey, gobo a hobo.” and people would say, “Pihua, that’s your job gobo.”


R406134
2 months ago
Memnoch07

Pihua? Never heard that before, I assume its used the same as fei hua? and pi is the same meaning as piyan/pigu etc…?

BTW, your mom looks pretty hot in that video gobo posted.

Post Modified: 11/24/09 09:06:38

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